tiger maw-maw

Sorry but I can’t handle the sun setting at 4pm AND an Adderall shortage at the same time

@Phish_FTR OMG

Access Me

@CanoeCarnival I saw him advertising on Facebook before the run and it honestly sounded so legit 😂😂

1 am ‘lot oysters’. Dangerous…but delicious!

@MNPDNashville This is what happens when a city’s identity is based around alcohol consumption, with no affordable public transit and no walkability

This was the scene overnight on I-40 east near Briley Parkway after a suspected drunk driver slammed into the rear of an MNPD patrol car. The officer was working a crash involving another suspected drunk driver when the patrol car was hit. No serious injuries. 2 DUI arrests.

@bizarchive “Meet under green eyes”

Seen at Mondegreen

Mondegreen afters at Hunter Biden’s dm for addy

When you’re a grandma knowing your grandkids are about to be dropped off for a long weekend so your 43 year old son can go do drugs in 87° weather listening to the same band he’s been seeing since he went from getting A’s to C’s in school.

Whose fuckin mom is this that you make her watch your kids on her own dime while you’re chasing the worst phish songs. I love this woman.

nsync stands for nash stills young nash crosby

Song 195 of 2024: Fikus (last played 11/7/98 - 801 show gap). Biggest bustout of 2024 in a landslide.

Strawberry Letter 23 was written by Shuggie Otis (who was also the bass player on Peaches en Regalia off of Hot Rats). Both songs have been performed tonight. h/t Gary E

You can age any man by the length of their shorts

THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT 🗣🗣

“He’s the bluegrass George Santos”

“Ride me high” turns jam band men feral

Am I whack for not caring about the eclipse?

I literally can’t believe there are people under 55 going to church

I’m highly allergic to all things anti-cunt

I cannot see one more photo shoot in Printer’s Alley

@riverportgin I make these as keychains come say hi at a show 😊

when i see phish i wanna make friendship bracelets in the vein of swifties, but like phish themed friendship bracelets. like this would yall take them if i handed them out lol

@avarrichhh I love your sneakers