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@nolovefora_ @PropFinderApp You guys cry when it’s Yankee stadium and you cry when it’s an away game.

@PropFinderApp It was a pity Homer

333 feet +1000, idk what’s more diabolical😂

@FDSportsbook @Prophetprops1 I don’t think anything can fix the Mets, the Mets are the Mets no matter what New York’s B team

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@VinnysCorner1 Larry bird easy

If someone offered you $5 million to watch one players' highlights for 72 hours straight, who would you choose?

@whodeycincy951 @ahaaha00ricktee @DJ207115 @closinglinecole @AdamSchefter Who dey? Funny you ask, dey 0-3 in the Super Bowl that’s who dey are spread the word

@ahaaha00ricktee @DJ207115 @closinglinecole @AdamSchefter They don’t need an elite defense lol, top 5 offense easy

Draft week blockbuster: The Giants are trading three-time Pro Bowl defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals in a deal that will include the 10th overall pick going to New York, per ESPN sources. The Giants now head into Thursday night with the 5th and 10th overall picks.

@ahaaha00ricktee @whodeycincy951 @DJ207115 @closinglinecole @AdamSchefter Mfer’s stupid bro especially a bungals fan cmon now education doesn’t run deep in Ohio

@whodeycincy951 @DJ207115 @closinglinecole @AdamSchefter Re-read the tweet buckeroo

@closinglinecole @AdamSchefter Cincy will never win a ring period who Dey baby !! Dey 0-3 in the Super Bowl that who dey are

No NHL series plays on Prizepicks has me so annoyed ROUND 1 NOTEBOOK NOT GAME 1 Dropping my bracket tomorrow 😈

@Kingmoneymillz1 @caleb_aeon @mymixtapez Bro got caught what does it matter are you retarded ?

@caleb_aeon @mymixtapez He got 20 million and you callin it dumb? You won’t make 20 million in your life

Ex–Alabama player Luther Davis is accused of taking out a $3.3 million loan while impersonating Falcons QB Michael Penix Jr., wearing a durag and using a fake driver’s license. Luther Davis allegedly ran a $20 million fraud scheme, posing as multiple NFL players and wearing wigs and makeup to look like them.

@Jaysweat01 @Freudy What are you a malaka ? Get fukt

@Freudy This is not the notebook.

Christos Anesti and Happy Easter to my fellow Greeks and orthodox homies out there

@kingcapsports_ Cap I’ll give credit where credit is due you sure know your sports but goddamn you got female tendencies bro pay way too much attention to the outside noise again like a female would cmon bro man up show your son what a real man is don’t be so soft

Really don’t get these people

@DanClarkSports Let’s see Witt’s October highlights 🤣🤣 he’s got a long way to go lil fella

Derek Jeter could never pull off plays like this, from Bobby Witt Jr.

@js9inningsmedia Cmon ohtani, we know you japs aren’t tough but didn’t think you were this soft 😂😂

Shohei Ohtani was in pain and frustrated after Toronto Blue Jays catcher Brandon Valenzuela hit his left elbow on a follow-through after throwing. Ohtani had surgery on this arm after the 2024 World Series.

@Bigbetsbrand123 Muscles marinara didn’t have to wear a unc jersey for them to lose they did it on their own

This is hilarious 😭😭

@DKCasino Still waiting on my April fools compensation from that big let down 😕

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@LittleDinkDink @thepropdealer At once dinky

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@notlowodds @kingcapsports_ Now you’re making stuff up lil fella 😂😂 no where did I glaze anyone you’re just mad I called out your stupidity 🤷‍♂️

@_griswo @kingcapsports_ You’re glazing another man that doesn’t even know you exist… and bothered by my reply which you claim is a “female tendency”.💀 yet I’m the stupid one😎

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