Matthew (he/him) 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♂️♀️⚧️♿

Now on Bluesky exclusively. bsky.app/profile/i-fib.… #xit

A whole decade on this profile, 14 years with my other one. It's saddens me what Twitter became.

Now on Bluesky exclusively. bsky.app/profile/i-fib.… #xit

@gingabeans now online in The Other Place 🦋

@dcted No! Don't shave them in first place. One day you'll sneeze unexpectedly with your blade in your hand and that will be that.

@_ifib Like let them bleed out?? 😭

@singingbathmatt Is that where everyone is?

Bluesky bbz? @_ifib

Derren Brown is staring into my soul on the Lizzie line. I've had a crush on him for decades. He wouldn't have to hypnotise me.

Meanwhile in Leyton:

Back from some gorgeous late spring weather in New Zealand 🇳🇿

@ClarksonsFarm1 @elonmusk Won't they go to jail, Jeremy?

@elonmusk We won’t stand for it. Thanks for spreading awareness, Elon

Britain is going full Stalin

Here’s an idea. If the Farmers are taking action on the 19th of November in a ‘day of action’ and block all the roads with their Tractors, #JustStopOil should join them, make it a party. I mean, if it’s OK for the Farmers to do it…..

@Inevitablewest Will they all be jailed?

🚨BREAKING: Farmers will block EVERY road in Britain if Labour doesn’t listen to them on Nov 19th, claims lead organiser. The farmers are not messing about.

My mother is still horrified about me living in London (I've been here 34 years). youtu.be/8P0v8ciiifE

Clare Balding is now flogging the emperor's new clothes - ”Revitive” - the poor cow. Can you spare a few quid to help Clare Balding?

I'm exhausted by New Zealand now.

Palestinians have the right to live in their own land under international law, it’s not something for Israel to “allow.” This framing is absurd, call it what it is and stop whitewashing Israel’s crimes.

@singingbathmatt Google Kaikōura dolphins, New Zealand 🇳🇿🐬

@_ifib Omg they do say they can smell the estrogen in the water bbz. You'll remember that until the day you die. Special

Blessed 🍏🥧

Wanna hear me cackle? 🤣 #newzealand 🇳🇿

@singingbathmatt They loved me, it must have been the outfit 🐬

@_ifib Beautiful bbz. I cannot begin to express how happy they make me. Where was yours?