luis Velasquez

Deez nutz

Just got back from trip to California#hotasfuck

Hong Kong’s rooftops have been invaded by a number of mysterious statues: cnn.it/1PUupdf

Only 3 teams have started with a 15-0 record in NBA history...

Just came back from Disney with my fam! Now gotta catch up on the walking dead. #TheWalkingDead

Today I have learnt that Jordan has a weird love for flappy toilets... Let it be known.

When you realize #FamilyGuy is back tonight... pic.twitter.com/xoHyhnWkuB

Take a look back at what #SoxWinterWeekend 2015 had to offer, and don't miss out in 2016! atmlb.com/1NYuI4Y amp.twimg.com/v/f7c15c0d-273…

Hitch had that doo doo breath @OpTicMaNiaC @HitchARiide

Retweet if you know someone. Cry in a corner if you dont

I'm a bad case now

Just got my purple belt!!!

Can't wait for bo3!!!

.@marty_walsh proclaims September 21, 2015 as David Ortiz Day! #500rtiz

And of course it came with a #500rtiz worthy license plate!

I missed it earlier, so here you go pic.twitter.com/rVYIcMfesk

Retweet this nowww so I win! #vote #kingbach #streamys for Entertainer of The Year! Love yall! #TeamBach

When you realize the monster can't be stopped.

Just woke up mid sleep to take a selfie with an invisible person.. *facepalm*