Mark Bruce

Got 3 tickets for @bellesglasgow this evening at the Manchester academy. Sadly can’t make it. £30 a pop. Anyone interested give me a shout.

So I have two tickets for @blurofficial on 8th July at Wembley. Can’t make it. Gutted. Section 550 row 31. £180. Any takers ?

@sjsno @welovepulp Yes they are !

@_marksbruce @welovepulp Are they still available?

I have two tickets to see Pulp Friday 14th July in Sheffield. Sadly can’t make it. Face value. £75 each including all the fees. @welovepulp

@domgreves Hey dom. My family camping church knowle area. Could you tell me which way that smoke Is blowing. Don’t know wether to tell them to sit tight or get out of the area…..no pressure! Thanks.

Fire at Corfe Castle from Langton Matravers.

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@squeezyjohn Floral gums. Hideous

Dear Twitter ... can you help. I remember a sweet that was sold loose by weight that was an unusually small, red, very hard gum (no wrapper) - much harder than a wine gum and more like a medicinal pastille. It tasted strongly of perfume/flowers. What was it?

@ajm1991_ I’m just hungry at the moment so that’s what I’d do 😂. Thanks for sharing the story.

@ajm1991_ Keep the money, find out what her favourite food is and use the £20 to have a feast delivered for you to share one afternoon.

@RussInCheshire @5tevieM Erm, if it’s not that, what is it then???!?

what’s the maddest thing someone got you to believe? an ex convinced me Manuka honey is made by special bees that walk on land like dogs 10/10 best part of that relationship by a billion miles

@loafersvinyl Sounds like a cracking first day out!

Mark’s uncle David visited today, he’s been isolating since February 2020 and today was his first day out. At his request, he came to Loafers for a cappuccino and a flick through the records. He picked up Carole King’s ‘Tapestry’. Only desire what you have 💥❤️ 🔝🎶☕️🍪✌️🍷🍺🙏

@TheGeordieTips What would the odds have been on that?? 😂😂

😂, well I’ve got egg on my face. Two goals disallowed inside 12 minutes, what do you even say to that? 🤯

@TonysTrials speaking of oology.... Owl eggs and a hatchling. Then sleeping mamma.