Mini Lee

I want to drink a wine that tastes like Dido

Do you want to go to third base in the third space?

What is the modern day equivalent of accidentally calling your teacher mum?

You’re either hunting for knickknacks or foraging for trinkets

Matcha raves are the new cauliflower steaks

I’d rather be in the right bed than at the right desk

I reckon moby is banksy

There’s no such thing as a 50c cheese grater

Straws rule

The luteal phase is so humid

When your electric toothbrush stops mid brush, it feels like walking on a broken escalator

What’s something that’s easier done than said?

I’ll have the sicilian, you have the kalamata

Ménage à froi gras

A24 is becoming the keinemusik of the film production world

Get your nduja infused anchovy butter, wasabi pea reduction, marinated octopus, femented kohlrabi, minimal intervention covered mitts of me!!!!!!!

Pecorino Romano for president

Me before attending a funeral: ... ... .... Set times?

Small plates, big bills

Lady Gaga, meet Lady Goo Goo