Emily Schlacks

rt if ur excited to go to bed tonight

Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes look like extras in CLUELESS (1995) that Cher would dissuade Tai from hanging out with

This is gonna reunite families

i love when i’m driving and maps is like yoooo is that accident still there?? umm, you gonna put me on the payroll?? i’m not helping you do your job until i fill out my W2. i’m not a volunteer

i want to see kendall take the ACT, have the entire family vacation in destin florida, watch kylie do her own taxes, have kourtney and alabama work a shift at an applebees, and give reign his allowance and drop him off at a casino

Ben Platt and his boyfriend look like a ventriloquist act

Every country stars beard needs a little conditioner #TheGrammys

I would like to recommend therapy to anyone who willing asked for their own red flags via instagram stories

my toxic trait is i really think i could have been a popstar if my parents had been more supportive in my youth

brb gonna go cry

The bachelor is always acting like “calling someone’s character into question” is the worst possible thing like I don’t be questioning my own character every day #BacheloretteABC

There’s nothing as stressful as the nail lady telling you to relax your hand. This is as relaxed as it gets for me

Sorry I didn’t reply I’ve been on tik tok for two hours watching someone restock their refrigerator and pantry. My bad.

Olympic swimmers really do be giving it their all just to get out of the pool for some random reporter to ask “how come you didn’t win”

remember the box from Tayshia’s season? this is him now. feel old yet? #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

GREG WITH THE PASTA NECKLACE AW #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

millennials complaining about not having olivia rodrigos music when they were 15 as if secondhand serenade didn’t exist

Not me thinking this said the Holocaust