larry the cable skye

it’s not drinking alone if ur pregnant

Hainanese chicken rice consistently delivers satisfaction, particularly with its pleasantly sweet yet not overly rich flavor.

Looking to indulge? Claypot rice is the ultimate option, offering a perfectly addictive taste.

of mice and men is crazy because it’s a book about a friend blowing a friend’s head clean off and you read it with all your friends in 7th grade

@liljuicyjenn i’m gonna play another brb

having friends that like taylor swift is worse than going to war

@liljuicyjenn ugh but you would’ve been so good at it!!

i would like everyone to know that i am literally not allowed to vote

“housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you

@ilovewikipedia hi bestie i’ll take a fried egg with a side of face mask

may i offer you something to eat

@NoahKahan best concert ever, we love you so much

Dallas!!!

@StxTweek sent you an email!

Just like my network. I am unstable.

@NoahKahan ur not wrong

I love mumford and sons so fuckin much and you do too

@ArosReality @BB_Updates oh my god

@BB_Updates Bitter much 🤭

Izzy said "oh no, I'll be seeing you soon, pig" when Cameron went to hug her. She then said "you too, pipsqueak" to Cory #BB25

@BB_Updates 🤢🤢🤢

@EvelDick can you contact production and tell them we want new houseguests this season? worst season in years tbh

Which do you prefer?

@bick_88 this is emily living with me

sometime last week my roommate went to the bar and someone asked him what it was like to live with me and he said “it’s great if you like a roommate that wakes up at 5:30am every morning and starts screaming down the hallway”

@NoahKahan this is the happiest day of my life, i can’t wait to see you !!!

Hey Texas, I guess everything is bigger. We’re upgrading your Irving venue to the American Airlines Arena in Dallas. Presale starts Wednesday! noahkahan.com/tour

supreme court proves completely useless once again. shocking

@ilovewikipedia what a shitty perfect pupper ❣️

everyone say “RIP mishka ❤️” (she chewed up my louis vuitton wallet)

@TSUpresident we are adults now, pls stop

@NoahKahan i love u, thanks for dropping stick season deluxe for us

We sure will

@Justus_Seiber i’m so tired of u

Doc said there’s no other choice. They gotta get that dawg out of me somehow 🐶😔😢

Y’all I am having a rough night. I think I’m gonna have to undergo a pretty invasive surgery soon 😞😞