EBITDA COWBOY

Whys it controversial to say Tubi’s movie lineup is elite

Best High School Facility in the state of Alabama? @EHS__Football Head Coach Ben Blackmon ( @coachblackmon ) & the city of Enterprise invested over $17 million in the program. Beginning of something special in Enterprise, AL.

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

Oil is selling for $114 on the open market but $4.50 at my local gas station I'm sensing a massive arbitrage opportunity here Who wants to help me buy the cheap oil at the gas station and resell it on the stock market for a $109.50 profit?

Cat calling women with legs walking alongside the zoo and gardens as if I don’t live and work yards away.

NOBODY: A PHARAOH POSTED UP IN HIS CASKET:

“Donald Trump. If you can hear us, save me. Save me Donald Trump”

Auburn is the only SEC team still playing basketball

Guy who gets nothing done: “You need to have 30 agents running all the time. You need to be maxing your usage on every LLM. You need to be automating every workflow.” Guy who fast tracked VP: “Wow, Claude sounds interesting. I hear it’s legit. I haven’t really used it though.”

The trumpets play as Edwin Díaz makes his Dodgers debut

Why this not viral

Dude on the right is me when my buddy is talking to somebody I don’t know at a party

“I’m just gonna take a quick trade here, in and out” three hours later:

BACK TO BACK FINAL FOURS FOR YOUR AUBURN TIGERS #BlueBlood

Sen. Tommy Tuberville has long been involved in college sports legislation in D.C. Today he introduced a new college sports bill that would set eligibility limits at 5 consecutive years to play 5 consecutive seasons. Athletes could transfer once; additional transfers would require sitting out a year. on3.com/nil/news/senat…

What a time to be alive

Friday motivation. Country club boulevard on a spring morning. Work harder. Make more money. Vote republican.

If you think the Olympics are more enjoyable than fucking March Madness then good luck on getting my vote.