Andrew Brower

@RossNesbit @EM_RESUS Lil Lyte

@EM_RESUS Lil Liddle

Your rap name is “lil” + the first diagnosis that pops into your mind

@RossNesbit His risen indeed!

He is risen!

🦅 gameplan: too big to rig

@MemesNephro non-nephro EMR: “sorry, we’re unable to retrieve any previous labs or trend them to assess if this is baseline or really make any accurate medical judgement at all. have a nice day…and good luck”

Creatinine trend: 2018: 2.0 2019: 1.9 2020: 2.0 2021: 2.0 2022: 2.1 2023: 1.7 2024: 2.2 Non nephrology office: “YOUR KIDNEYS ARE SHUTTING DOWN AND YOU MIGHT NEED DIALYSIS!!!! CALL YOUR KIDNEY DOCTOR!! NO, WE WON’T CALL OR SEND LABS, YOU DO IT!!!!”

To be clear, we never have and never will endorse Biden.

One instant way to improve EMRs would be to allow gifs. Imagine getting a consult for “recommendations” on a resolving AKI, decongesting well, electrolytes are fine: Me in the chart:

@JDgolf23 let’s gooooo!

Let’s Go Panthers!

@BoCamaro 81-70 Vols 8min to go

Anyone have the Tenn Gonzaga score?

AJ Marquez of @UTM_Football lost his family home to Hurricane Ian. His parents are in Florida trying to pick up the pieces. A GoFundMe account has been set up to help: 🔗 - bit.ly/3EKHEhG

Kirkland Kastle #freeseltzer? #costco4lyfe @CostcoTravel

@DGlaucomflecken @MemesNephro “I need VOLUME”

Italy was great, but I could never get used to microdosing caffeine several times per day. I’ll take a 20oz American coffee monstrosity any day of the week. I need VOLUME.

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

@RossNesbit 🤦‍♂️

It’s getting harder to defend my love for Taco Bell

@hulu_support fix this. #HuluDown

@RossNesbit every-day!

.@abrow34

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