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using the tip of my dick as a stylus for my nintendo switch

trying to get rainbow dash & applejack together in my tomodachi world has been the hardest thing ive ever had to do

@kiwihslott gag it

having friends is so fun like wow you guys like me

i hate posting on insta sometimes bcuz all the replies to my story will either be randoms begging me to let them crack or my homies telling me to kms

Gen Z is preferring catboy Sasuke over sex

white people be like: crine ts say wallahi son unc

how you pay 4k for rent and you have no potpourri or a bed frame

I need to start dating a depop reseller so i can get those cute ass clothes for free #WorkSmarterNotHarder

there's a girl out there rn who's dating a male try-hard unsuccessful comedian and just the thought of that really freaks me out

for my 20th birthday i want all of my moots to oil up and compete in human bumper cars for my entertainment

@kiwihslott YUUUPPPPPP I CSANT WAIT THIS IS THE FREAKING LIFE

@juneaugust_79 deadassss

this part was so fucking insane bro like your husband that you are legally binded to is getting his shit rocked and hg is worried about a bloody nose holy moly

Remember who you are, weird girl

@Alexthymiac ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

I’m bored Comment and I’ll make a song about you

do u fw perverted girls who wear glasses and play video games and also sleep half of the day

@crizpycreme you're pretty funny oomf

do u guys follow me cuz u think my tweets are funny or do u just wanna lick where i pee?