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It’s farming season and I’m actively in the farm so I won’t be online most of the time here on x for the next two weeks (there’s no network in the bush). I’ll try to be updated guys. Good evening 👏

@chi_onyeke @DavidHundeyin @wmnjoya The people let it happen

@agconsultancy @DavidHundeyin @wmnjoya Well, we didn't. INEC announced him, don't get it twisted.

I was in Nairobi a few days ago for my premiere and I spent a few hours with @wmnjoya at the Sarit Centre rooftop area. You could barely move because of how many people there were. People were out with their families spending money and enjoying a day out. Literally hundreds of people. By the way, Kenya is not by any means a successful economy, but the visible symbols of commercial activity in Nairobi are undeniably busy. Commerce is actually taking place there. And then there is Nigeria. Every single time I meet someone who just came from there, I hear the same thing - all the shops and malls are empty. People go into malls to buy one item and take pictures, because the mere experience of going to the mall has become out of reach for most regular people. You have no idea how much this pisses me off! I've been warning for years that Nigeria is being deliberately steered into complete irrelevance. Uber makes more money in Nairobi than Lagos - and Lagos has 4 times Nairobi's population! Africa's largest population centre is increasingly being treated as if it has no more economic importance than Lesotho or Eswantini! I fucking hate this shit!

@MaskManMex @dammiedammie35 True

@agconsultancy @dammiedammie35 Vdm is not a tout! He is not like sowore.

Tinubu must go protest is going on in Abuja currently starting from the airport, and it was proudly started by VeryDarkMan 💪 ✊🏽

@Polymarket This is bad. @Polymarket what are the odd x.com/agconsultancy/…

JUST IN: Trump reportedly holds Situation Room meeting with top officials as U.S. weighs its next move on Iran.

@NigeriaStories 😂😂😂 If them explain Nigeria for you and you understand, you sef mad

Nigeria Air fraud case: Ex-aviation minister Hadi Sirika rented Ethiopian Airlines plane for three-day show and presented it as the proposed Nigeria Air ~ EFCC tells Federal Capital Territory High Court in Abuja

@oku_yungx Who send am

AKOR ADAMS ❤️

@PopCrave Nice one. x.com/agconsultancy/…

Fans gathered at Skydeck this CMA Fest weekend for Miranda Lambert’s Crisco Disco Drag Brunch in Nashville.

@HappinessJ86430 Okay

@agconsultancy Nothing just decided to do it like that

Will you eat this for lunch or pass it to your neighbor?

@nemesis09066 Na once him muzz😂

Psychologist: do you still talk to yourself? Me: No, we had an argument. Psychologist:

@HappinessJ86430 Anything apart from oatmeal

Between oatmeal and apple which one do you think is perfect for breakfast?🤔

@IAmKay380734 They funny gan 😂

You can’t date a broke man, but u expect a man to date a broke u 😳, I wonder who nurture diz people 😏.

@IamChinkoB_ Ah ah 😂

Me to my mutuals: Sometimes you have to get lost to find yourself again. Fews hours later Bandits: 👇😂

RATEL BOSS DON LAND! Ratels!! Tinubu must go with his cunning politics! Nigeria needs an overhaul!! #ratel

@PopCrave Ah He fits the role. Going to aura farm x.com/agconsultancy/…

Druski has been cast in ‘The Catch’ alongside Emma Stone and Chris Pine. He will play Emma Stone’s bodyguard. 🔗: deadline.com/2026/06/druski…

Nothing is more pathetic than a naturally quiet woman getting married to a loud, abusive man

Nothing pisses me off more than seeing people who crash out over breakups 😤.

@agbemz7 That’s true o

Braids are more attractive than wigs. It makes a woman look attractive and neat 🔥

Your babe get tots o

@jon_d_doe Maybe na Cana you Dey smell so 😂 That thing smell Dey gba😂

Naaa... These guys are smoking what smells like shit. It smells really really bad. Natural weed doesn't smell this way at all. All you girls kissing men who smoke that nonsense are really trying. It smells like watery poop. Yuck 🤮