trogoautoegocrat
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trogoautoegocrat
@ahnihilism
false pleasures breeding genuine pains

Mm yea but.. it’s more fun when the rough stuff comes with it. ‘Less I ain’t your cup’a tea no more.

So my money makin’s in bein’ sorta simple n’ sweet? Would you put yer own money on that? Just’prove my daddy wrong n’all.

Y’think I could go n’ get smart like you? Stead’a my drawl I could start soundin’ exotic and gettin’ philosopical when I talk dirty.


Doin’ this with dirty fingernails make’s you have’ta get stitches twice n’ it’ssalot more’va bitch than th’skewerin’ itself. That’s why responsible girls give purell! Purell, world’s leadin’.. sancti— hand cleaner! :D

One’a my lady friends is tryin’ta teach me grammar ‘n um.. advanced reading ‘cause I look after ‘er lil’ girl sometime. But daddy says my brain ain’t stretchy ‘nough for school n’ sittin’ in them cheap chairs could take away the little bit’a ass I got.








