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BREAKING: An anti-abortion anonymous tipline in Texas is being spammed by TikTokers sending Shrek memes.

This is fascinating. I can't imagine how infuriating it must be to be a doctor/healthcare worker in a society where people don't trust you enough to listen to you but trust you enough to feel entitled to your care when their poor choices inevitably land them to the ICU.

@kellbellgreg colourpop clear lipgloss roller thank me l8r

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

a little bit hungover and putting all my faith into a bagel sandwich

Cat problem > rat problem

If you ain’t holding my plants like this for me ion want it 😂🔥😩

here’s my cats enjoying their sunday

my mom just called covid “suburban pandemic jail” goodbye

@kellbellgreg LMFAO

@kellbellgreg Obsessed with the squid still

i can’t wait for toxic positivity to end and for us all to admit that gossiping is delightful

don’t worry the place that said OIL CHANGE was where I was supposed to go for SERVICE

nope just went to toyota that’s not right either

not me taking my jeep to a lexus dealership for a recall

@brtw2 @bipbopbap Oh my god stop 🥺

@bipbopbap @allygreg_

Just found out how they anaesthetise hedgehogs

I threw up and slept on the bathroom floor last night and my CAT STAYED NEXT TO ME THE WHOLE TIME I- 🥺

Alright who gets paid to make literal Microsoft word smart art for the side of police cars

@kellbellgreg um can you text me

@kellbellgreg Quit 1 upping me