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@almost_human616 @LeekDuck No you don't need to move. It spawns every 30 seconds.
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Orthworm debuts during the Steeled Resolve event in Pokémon GO. Shiny Meltan returns to the Mystery Box.
The Super Rocket Radar is available in the Deluxe GO Pass ahead of the Team GO Rocket Takeover event.
Full Details: leekduck.com/events/steeled…
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Let’s not forget when a man who looked exactly like David Schwimmer was caught on CCTV stealing beer, and Schwimmer found it so funny he recreated the whole thing himself.
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grandad said you're embarrassing the bloodline
Vexx@WeLuvVexx
My grandpa just told me I need to step my game up and showed me this from when he was my age
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My boyfriend works at a shop where 90% of the staff are women. And you just KNOW some customers march in demanding to "speak to a man."
So, the female worker calls my boyfriend from the storage. These women have to wait, like, ten minutes because he's usually busy. He finally comes out and the conversation pretty much always goes down like this:
"What can I help you with?"
"Oh, I need this specific plumbing part for this super specific project."
Boyfriend: "No clue, ask her."
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Ok well. I tried .
grovy 🥭@grovymango
Highkenuinely that 79 year old man needs to die by April 26
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I MEAN ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION I DONT WANT AN EATING DISORDER
sharkhoundΘΔ🦈@Zaammbbii
dealing with executive dysfunction sucks dude why couldnt it be the other ED
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Tbh a straight man with both a gay male friend and a lesbian friend is probably already in the top 5% of straight men worldwide and so doesn't need dating tips
Anti-kun⛓️🪚🌹@HellFire80085
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Ganz im Ernst: Wenn bei einem Essen mit dem Präsidenten geschossen wird, bin ich nicht das Ziel.
Anonymous@YourAnonCentral
This guy didn't even flinch; he just kept eating as everyone was evacuated.
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