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FAKE NEWS Premium Times: The olympics are canceled.

FAKE NEWS Premium Times: Kim Jong Un found passed out in orange track suit in US Bank Stadium with miniature nerf football underneath his left arm.

The only surviving members of this mass murder are the chairs, but there is a target on their back so they have gone into hiding. Delegates are desperately looking for them to seek revenge. 2/2

FAKE NEWS Der Spiegel: “Press Corps- EVERYONE DEAD!” After a thread of several tweets deemed as “Fake News”, all members of the Press Corps have been murdered. The murders have been committed by every member of every committee. 1/2

FAKE NEWS DNE: UNODC proceeds to not stop drugs.

about their committee except BBC. 2/2

FAKE NEWS NYT: China declares war on all press. Chairwoman Megan Ross tries to buy back her committee by meeting China’s official ransom, 55 green sour skittles. Who cares about WHO? Not the press! World Health organization finds that not a single member of the press cared 1/2

FAKE NEWS DNE: Justin Bieber once again finds God. He says it’s for real this time.

(Xinhua)- FAKE NEWS- All news agencies with the exception of Xinhua have been proven to be liars. They are to be disbanded effective immediately

FAKE NEWS Moscow Times: editor in chief megan ross murders mitchell lenneville by hiring the chinese cabinet to assassinate him because he stole her spanish homework

WHO for emotional distress caused by the reporter from BBC 2/2

“Reporter from BBC- MURDERED… WHO is responsible” The reporter from BBC has been murdered by every member of WHO after he dragged the committee through the gutters. The reporters at Press Corps are not saddened by this news and we will be paying $10 million to 1/2

Premium Timez faux news: Chief of staff from the US found South of the Anacostia outside a gentleman’s club at 4am half dressed and plagued with a blank stare.

(Xinhua)- FAKE NEWS- Press Corps chairman Megan arrested for gathering intel on the cabinet of Russia. She was executed last night.

FAKE NEWS DNE: Catalonia finds that literally no one cared about their committee

FAKE NEWS AVN: U.S Air Force One crashed into the Trump Tower President Trump was onboard and 25 other members of the Trump Cabinet was killed. Both Trump and the Tower are completely demolished

FAKE NEWS DNE: Mike Pence ironically dies by being shocked.

FAKE NEWS BBC: WHO’s where? Wait, nowhere The United Nations has disbanded the World Health Organization, due to a lack of accomplishment in anything.

written in crayon, but when she made a speech with her limited vocabulary. 2/2

FAKE NEWS Der Spiegel: “Update: Chaos in the U.K. after Queen Charlotte wrote official document with a crayon” After Queen Elizabeth passed on and named princess Charlotte her heir, chaos has ensued in England. There have been several riots after not only a document was 1/2