paraaaaadis

“Wow, dude, you’re dating me because I remind you of a young boy? That’s really flattering and not at all a fucking deranged lunatic criminal thing to say. I’m even more attracted to you now.”

🚨Cristiano Ronaldo has more rape allegations (4) than number of touches in the first half (3)

@reveredbymexico I'll miss you

@andipapi12 No I died they killed me

A gang of twelve year old girls just curb stomped and humiliated me

@SoopuhFloss @randmtwtuser04 Ok dawg

@andipapi12 @randmtwtuser04 Im thirty six dawg

did anyone else also have a white guy in their highschool who would larp as a blood?

@crazyevilfoid And not even one wants to fuck me

twitter is just full of whores

@FOESTIS I look like you but with acne and a more prominent jawline and ive cut my hair a little

Anything but jerking it sadly

@enf4nTWOrr1ble That doesn't sound very healthy

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always wanted to look like an emaciated corpse

@SoopuhFloss @randmtwtuser04 I bet you weren't invited to the party either

Knew a latino dude pushing thirty who larped as a Blood went to a high-school party uninvited and when they pressed him on leaving (because obviously what are you doing) he stabbed a kid five times and went to prison. The kid was a big ol hoss football player actually drove himself to the hospital and lived.

@jeezy9z WAAAY better then your average grind

i need a Jamaican woman to do that whine thing for me

@pudding193452 9 months✌️

@Mutuniatus Why aren't there any good women left????

I’m looking for a woman to step up and help raise my mulatto son

3:2 for ingerland

@virtuallyself Yeah call out my minor spelling error caused by auto correct to flex your mediocre intelligence, you prick!*

yeah call out my minor spelling error caused by auto correct to flex your mediocre intelligence you prick

@uwasolucky Very plausible

i wanna make music for a visual novel someday...

@RapeDemon1488 Awww rapedemon1488

@angedipus Greece mentioned

Found this old map of what i think is my type in nationalities from like 2 years ago?? But wtf was my beef with Macedonia

Gaming is objectively better than doom scrolling