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Bye everyone!!!

Certain projects hinge entirely in having one increasingly less common house hole item. Like multiple times I’ve had to give up on something because I didn’t have twine

Feeling absolutely satisfied excited n pleased lately

Why are hedgehogs getting so many baths

Do you think volunteering at a local community garden is the best way to meet cute girl in overalls and striped shirts

Someone ask kaytranada how he got those claps so wide 🥵

I love Mario Speedwagon

When sounds irl are in the same key as the song ☺️

Finally remembered to put on YS by Joanna Newsom while on YouTube 😍

Gee!!

Seeing universal abhorrence online for Storrow Drive after moving to Boston is so validating I thought early on everyone was just used to it but it turns out it is the number one worst place to take a car in the city

The problem with listening to Vonnegut at the gym is when I smile my earbuds slip out and when I start to chuckle on the rowing machine people look at me funny

Christian Bale is …. British?????????

I just finished my first overnight I feel like my body is rejecting it’s own organs 🤢

I literally thought starship troopers was a slapstick comedy Boy was I wrong

The barbershop I’m waiting at keeps bringing in coors and speaking a language I don’t recognize why the fuck would anyone ever go to great clips

Love banning ads until I realize I’m just giving them more curated info to make the next ad better :(

The #mostdystopianpartofmycommute is when I pass the bill board that just says “you still remember fun, right?”

Illegal to be a podiatrist without a foot fetish