jascha 🦌

why the fuck did i write star trek twice im goint to kill myself. whayever.

Saying all this when the *actual* most hated character on The Pitt is the extremely talented emergency room doctor who puts children's safety above all else while suffering from PTSD from years of grief and CSA trauma. Because she's sarcastic and gives people nicknames

an older version of me is she perverted like me would she go down on you in a theater

when you touch a red phone of polyamory

four friends in new york making funny videos... (bunch of friends and also impractical jokers does this make sense to any1)

The first The Pitt content I've seen that actually understands the show

you should be able to log bunch of friends 24 hours to eat a skateboard on letterboxd

canon mentos conversation, methinks

ive been here for MONTHS. MONTHS I TELL YOU.

mentos so good i had to ride it #thepitt

buying a bottle of champagne for when Doug Ford goes to meet Rob

i put water into an old sunny d bottle and i feel like a hamster ehen i drink from it

bunch of friends and block blast This is so nice

sometimes i fantasize about trinity santos coming home drunk and beating me until i feel numb. she kicks me in the ribs until i can hardly breathe. then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. she holds me all night as i gently cry into her t-shirt.

absolutely rancid take. sorry. robby fucking sux.

what fucking ever

wow, mohan jumping to her death, langdon shooting dr. al, al being his dealer, and robby hanging from a literal cliff after crashing his bike. I don't know how they fit it all in one ep, but can you think of a better finale than that?

applying for jobs in this economy is hell

its spring and its warm again and im working in the garden with skinned knees and there are bugs and worms and living things all around me The world is so so beautiful #blessed