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If you block me here, you conceded that I was right.

@onlydubsX May we never marry a woman like Jada 🙏

Jada Pinkett Smith says no matter how hard Will Smith tried to make her happy it didn’t work, adding she later realized it wasn’t his responsibility, which led her to seek happiness in other people while still married, claiming it helped her heal 😳🤔

Hi @netflix We need a Netflix hotel version. I want to check into a hotel and watch my favourite shows without logging in.

@centregoals 33 ⚽ to go

🚨🚨| GOAL: CRISTIANO RONALDO WITH HIS 967TH CAREER GOAL!!! Al Nassr 4-2 Al Najma

So 🇳🇬 will not be in this World Cup? 😭

@Polymarket Flat earthers 🌍 right now 😭

BREAKING: Artemis II crew captures new photo of Earth.

I have seen spacious prison cells than this

Today is the best day to say TGIF

May we never marry someone who would make us happy to be divorced. 🙏

Everything you love is very likely to be lost, but in the end, love will return in a different way. - Frank Kafka

LEGO aren't just selling toys; they are selling cultural artifacts. putting Messi, Ronaldo, Mbappe, & Vini Jr. in one room, LEGO has effectively merged 4 of the most powerful personal ⚽ brands on the planet with their own legacy IP. That is peak brand equity. I'm buying one.

@0xmitsurii For those wondering, He sold the company to Carvana

This guy is a genius, he sold his app for $22 million

Dive into the journey of one of the greatest players of all time, with exclusive access, never-before-seen material, and testimonials from icons such as Lionel Messi, Neymar and Roberto Carlos. RONALDINHO: THE ONE AND ONLY arrives 16 April on Netflix!

@TMZ Nobody cares

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods is planning an out-of-country treatment due to privacy concerns. tmz.me/RIsb95w

Opting for an ad-free movie streaming service can be viewed as paying your little brother five bucks to get out of the room so you can play your PS5 in peace.

One way the Devil 👿 steals from you once you start making money is to tell you to open a nightclub.

@EkunweL How different is it from being a Miss USA pageant owner to president of the 🇺🇸?

To be honest, I must commend him. Not many people on the planet can pull off this level of rebranding.

@ItsKingSlime Lizzo has added her weight back?

Lizzo says EVERY single big celebrity & rapper has slid in her DMs even before she lost weight and she didn’t even realize they were hitting on her until other people told her 👀 “I thought it was all friendly and people had to tell me ‘This person’s trying to f*ck you’”

@archer_rs Judging the success or morality of a President based on a luxury accessory is the definition of unserious analysis. If he secures export finance schemes and stabilizes a region that has bled refugees into Europe for over a decade, no one cares what brand of clock is on his arm.

Arriving today for talks at Downing Street is Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa. Described by his staff as a, "Humble, ordinary man of the people focused on piety and a simple life". He's wearing a €185,000 Patek Philippe watch.

This is going to be the most expensive gadget I've bought thus far...

@overton_news Tiger Woods is white famous... That's the difference

Stephen A. Smith says the quiet part out loud about the Tiger Woods DUI saga: “MOST of US would be in jail — He’s gotten away with a lot, and they’re sick and tired of it.” SMITH: “But all I know is this.” “You had this problem in 2017 when they found you sleeping in your car on the side of the road.” “You had this problem in 2021 when you crashed into a tree and tumbled over and almost got yourself killed.” “You had this issue again last Friday.” “All three times…you’re inebriated and you’re behind the wheel of a car.” “Now, I think it’s safe to say, you’re Tiger Woods, you can afford car service. I think it’s safe to assume the man can afford car service.” “What the hell are you doing getting behind the wheel of a car?” “Most of us would be in jail.” “Remember second incident in 2021. They didn’t even… they didn’t charge him. They didn’t make him take an alcohol, you know, breathalyzer test. They didn’t test his blood…any of that stuff. He was hospitalized. They left alone.” “So he’s gotten a lot of people’s eyes in America. He’s gotten away with a lot and they’re sick and tired of it.”