alexa

best pride weekend with my baby 🩷🧡🤍

Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…? I was flipping between all them mfs😩

Can I come over and pee really loud

@Fish_Lane75 i did THANK GOD

@astrolexaa Yeah it was a nightmare, did you end up getting tickets tho?

ensemble arts philly you nearly put me into cardiac arrest but i got the damn dnp hard launch tickets

@Fish_Lane75 lichally sat in the queue for half an hr

@astrolexaa The site is seriously so slow sometimes 😭

Unfortunately my nervous system doesn't know the difference between a ticket sale for a comedy show by two british homosexuals, and going to war

sent my gf off to work with snacks and a kiss this wifey shit easy

This is your friendly reminder that data centres don’t actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it’s the cheapest way to do it.

Seeing young people do well as mayors in Baltimore and New York is fantastic. Happy for them

CAN'T WAIT TO GET HARD WITH YOU ALL IN REAL LIFE

@vegsbian that’s my nephew!!!!!!

i only cared about the knicks winning bc my brother’s dog is named knicks and he’s so old and i love him

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

does my cat know what it means when i kiss him on the top of his little head

do you fw girls who pick the skin around their fingernails until they bleed

lesbians do masculinity and femininity better than anyone else

PUERTO RICANS R BEING DENIED BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS (WATER) BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT FUCKING SUCKS. I HAVENT HAD WATER RUNNING FOR DAYS BUT I CANNOT COMPLAIN BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE WHO HAVENT HAD WATER FOR OVER A MONTH. WATER! SOMETHING WE NEED TO SURVIVE IS NOT A PRIORITY.

HISTORY.

what does that fat fuck even need a trillion dollars for