Austin Watts

When I get home my dogs are really happy to see me, then I get really happy to see them and we all are really happy and that's true love

Private mortgage insurance is a scam. That is all

Hot take. @methodman is one of the most underrated rappers of all time

Gotta love when farm dogs know Physics. twitter.com/buitengebieden…

Biden- "If you make over 400k a year your taxes will be higher." Guys from my high school that make 35K a year-

How in the fuck do you manage to oversleep on your first day at a new job?

@PatMcAfeeShow Green Bay didn’t draft anyone to help out their secondary because they knew @OfficialAJHawk is coming out of retirement

When this rather large news hits the NFL world here pretty soon.. just know that I knew.

@JamesDoyle15 Jack the price up and tell him to come get it!

This dude called me a girl because I didn’t want to trade him one of my trucks... two days later messaged me asking to buy it outright like absolutely nothing had happened. People are fucking insane.

@PatMcAfeeShow you guys keep saying the Pats can’t afford Cam Newrin because of their salary cap this year. With the new rule that contracts can be x amount difference between year 1-2 what’s to stop them from doing wa a 1 mil deal for the first year and backloading the contract.

@samh1066 TrAdErS aRe TrAdErS

@ToneDigz facebook.com/ESPN/videos/29…

I mean... Cut on a DIME twitter.com/mike_jonsey/st…

@clarissfit Nah

@clarissfit Same

I wonder what it’s like to have a dishwasher

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