Ayla/ܐܝܠܐ ܒܐܪܡܐܥܢܘ

@bollnasfil_ Uppmuntrat tillomed

she looks like ketchup

Nice! Slightly Older Friend Getting Old Slightly Sooner: ow.ly/fqG950Yngne

til shit do us fart

@v0gel123 kommer tillbaka till denna en gång i veckan och skrattar lika mycket varje gång. kanske det roligaste jag sett

Dom kallar mig Kuvert… Harry kuvert

nonbinary person named parmesan cheese but goes by Sean

French Montana

schrödinger's funny number. 68±1

Refreshing! This Eldest Daughter Is Actually Kind of Useless: ow.ly/qF0V50XT6Ji

Guy who is friends with the protagonists of a Final Destination movie but not directly involved in the plot: "That's right, boss, my 8th funeral this month. He fell into the sea lion enclosure at the zoo after being hit by a runaway ice cream cart. Yes, I know I used all my PTO."

me: I’m gonna start a band called LMAFO my uncle: can I be in it

woke john mayer: your body is on stolen land

Reverse Dorian Gray where I age and the picture stays the same

Var är Valter i portkod 1321

mina 3 favorit kvinnor (hehe) 1. sara downs finer 2. ann linde (ut rikes minister) 3. the mamas

The grandpa in Willy Wonka preparing to return to the factory:

WhatsApp messages from your Dutch electrician be like: late to-day, fifteen minutes. i've been beaten the shit out of

twitter is a beach and my brain is a metal detector. just sweeping for a beep