Mike #GlazersOut

Shit, shower, shave, fresh bedding Night all

A weeks worth of diesel 🤣🤣

@BBCMOTD So thats the trick to beat them ... dont water the pitch before the game 👌

Viktor Gyokeres says a dry pitch "didn't help" Arsenal with their chances today ⚽️❌

Tyson Fury calling out Usyk😂

@spinnerjohn Seems we all failed 🤣

@b35ty 😂😂😂😂 Cheers Mike 🐎

G'mornin folks. Great to see Artemis land Safely. Finally Some good news for us all. Even better news for those of us who like a bet will be when Rory wins the Masters and Jagwar wins the National. Don't say I didn't tell you😉

@b35ty She's okay but not sure I'd take her for a role model tbh

@19SA99 s idol

Was informed yesterday I need to do an IoSH course to complete a training course ive been doing. So boring

@MissyStephx yeah i've gone for Starmers Wetsack 33-1 Unwashed Helmet - 50-1 and Itchy Crevice 18-1

@Reddevil19721 From sheikh mansour? 😝

Arsenals big game player stepping up again when they need him. Michael Oliver is bound to get a Premier League winners medal at the end of the season..

@ChickzWithKickz @LickshotLippy Phase 28 😝🤣🤣🤣

@LickshotLippy Not ready? It's been 7 years building to this 😂😂

We aint winning the league man. We’re nowhere near ready

@markhoorocks @mark_robinson_ Isnt even a Utd fan 🤣🤣

@mark_robinson_ He's another twat.

This guy does not speak for all United fans. Her certainly doesn’t speak for me. #MUFC #ManUtd

@Ninney2021 Perfectly timed tweets 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Ninney2021 Fame has gone to your head 🤣🤣

Seriously, you lot will do me in... 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ #Ninney #Trending #NotAgain

@spinnerjohn 🤣🤣🤣

@b35ty Son's on Panic Attack too Mike so I hope it loses for both of you😉😂😂🐎

@MufcAnt1975 @arndthegrnds Beat me to that answer, Ant 🤣🤣

@arndthegrnds Start Denis Irwin sell the other 2.

Start one, bench one, sell one… Go!

@Mrshaythompson Its a fucking piss take.

@nicksflo_xo Get some water and make sure you're hydrated ❤️

Never had a headache as bad as I had this morning to the point it makes me sick and with blood too... the headache is still fkin lingering n I've work soon 😩

@papaross1039 R.I.P Stu 😪

A year ago today my best friend couldn’t fight any longer so he decided to go and be awesome in heaven instead!! He always said don’t mourn me have fun so we took the girls out and had a fantastic day!! Love you always Stu xxx