Bad Science

Because of differences in gravity, a 200 pound person would have four arms on Mars.

Scientists worldwide are searching to find a vaccine for Twitter.

No human being has ever seen an eel.

One irrefutable proof of a divine creator is that there are exactly three feet in a yard.

A heart is a unit of distance.

Nothing weighs more than anything.

Nine out of ten doctors recommend you stop thinking about stuff.

Scientists confirm that 30-40% of the people in any large crowd are ghosts.

Some humans are born without jobs.

Because of genetic differences, fewer than 10% of humans can say the word “diphthong.”

You share 70% of your DNA with an extremely charming fruit fly.

If you let people’s perception of you dictate your behavior, you’ll never become a pigeon.

Recent studies suggest that this is your shirt.

Doctors recommend that you get at least thirty-six hours of sleep a day.

There are four things wrong with the planet Neptune.

The human body contains over 600 monsters.

Humans makes the worst podcasts.

Four out of every five adults do not even know they are on fire.

Ghosts are just regular people with their lives on inside-out.

Some lesser-known facts about aspirin: • Small doses reduce the risk of heart attacks • Reduces risk of colon cancer • Main ingredient is found naturally in duck blood • If taken during a full moon will turn you into a NASCAR fan • Tastes great on toast • Causes moongrief

Three-fourths of Earth’s surface is covered with drama.