Adrian

The first episode of my new podcast is up! My bestie @suzannamm & I get very vulnerable about divorce and crying in public. I also talk to my platonic partner, Charity, about how our relationship has changed. It’s kinda heavy but also we’re funny. Give us a listen & follow along!

I am in this tweet

Is Elon gonna get upset if we keep deadnaming twitter?

I still haven’t gotten over how disappointing laser jet printers are

“You’re a fire ant, not a fire can’t” —an insect life coach probably

I love a deep cut

I promise the stomp. The whole stomp. Nothing but the stomp

@dylannewhouse This is a top tier joke!

@beardrian Friends w benefits are friends forever.

You might have been raised evangelical if every time you see a picture of 80s George Michael you think it’s 80s Michael W Smith.

@HappyMerry @mountain_goats Hey! Sadly I didn’t. I really wish I would have but it caught me so off guard.

@beardrian @mountain_goats Hi!!! Did you get a video of this??? My brother stepped out and missed it and was so bummed!

Last night I heard @mountain_goats cover a verse and chorus of Rich Mullins’ Calling Out Your Name. Not to be dramatic but I think I can die happy now.

Also let’s not understate that 80s MWS was hottt. He may have been a problematic proponent of purity culture but also he could get it.

I mean cmon

You call them red flags, I call them relationship opportunities.

The fact that Taurus season starts on 4/20 is the main reason I believe in astrology.

If you think white people don’t have our own culture, you’ve clearly never seen a bachelorette party in Nashville wearing pink cowboy hats dancing to Toby Keith in a wagon being pulled by a tractor.

Simon Says was the beginning of my issues with authority.

I live my life a quarter life crisis at a time.

Everything Everywhere All at Once is a movie I really love. It however is not how I wanted to experience my emotions today.

Be the reason someone listens to Phoebe Bridgers today.

The downside is that the world is ending. On the other hand, we really peaked with the Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch so what’s the point of pressing on anyway.