Isla David

🎶 I’m on the (culture section) of the Rollin’ Stooone🎶 @RollingStone Sat down with @ejdickson to chat about being a woman on the internet in an AI landscape rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…

Hiatus vibes.

@DrStrangeLove22 Brutal and excellent life advice.

Stop trying to support your house with the wallpapers - scary Pilates teacher to me, as I once again try to use any muscle *but* my deep core.

Guys, I’m not on Bluesky yet, I’m on hiatus working on another business venture. It is not me you’re talking to, I am busy. With a different business. Not dead, not on Bluesky. Just busy.

@chicagobigben This account is just a scary Pilates instructor stan account now 😅

“You tilt for fucking, not for Pilates” - scary Pilates teacher

@SandisRenner @YourEleanore Hahahaha fair call

@bed_romper @YourEleanore 😂 Isla, meet karma.

Scary Pilates instructor to me “I am sorry for what I am about to do” *hoists me by my crotch* @YourEleanore *giggles from the other scary Pilates bondage chair*

@kaithftt Are your’s also Northbound Leather?

Where did you go for the last 4 months? Drinking in Scotland 🤷🏻‍♀️

At @HansZimmer ‘s Toronto show and Hans, if you’re listening, my dream is to do one of my shibari shows (see other online persona) to Now We Are Free on repeat. Do you do bondage gigs??

“I don’t want to sit on you, but I will” - scary Pilates teacher to @YourEleanore in our session today

@sexandrrug 4 months, considering prior to that was a decade of essentially continuous posting an overdue break while I moved and expanded my other business 😅

@bed_romper You’ve been gone a while

Been busy 😘 (And for those of you who haven’t seen the 1995 original Jumanji movie, it’s a costume, duh). Not dead, I promise!

@nobeatnopulse Honestly feels like it! Moving a business to a new location and expanding it is a deep, dark jungle indeed 😅

@bed_romper you've spent 26 years in the deepest, darkest jungle

@camilleclarke__ For an icy blue lingerie set this sure is scorching hot 🥵

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Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.

@MadisonwinterTo @studio_nessuno I can’t decide if green or yellow is my favourite colour on you!

Get lost in my neck of the woods 🌲 📸: @studio_nessuno

Soak it all in

@Date_Billie 😂 I feel like we’re all allowed a couple of reply guy moments for each other, you know?

Adventure awaits us ❤️