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@nikutaberuru Well, for me it's 7:45 PM on 4/6 but for you it's about noon on 4/7. I'll go to sleep in a couple hours 😁

アメリカ兄貴たちは いつ寝てるんだよ！ アメリカ兄貴たちが倒れたら Twitterがつまらなくなるから 頼むからしっかりと寝てくれ！

@nikutaberuru Yes, people will go to a gun range to practice if they have guns (or want them).

アメリカは銃社会だけど アメリカに住んでいる人たちは 銃を撃つ訓練をしたりするの？

@hoshizorarock I will happily share my cheese with you 😄

There's no cheese in the refrigerator. ...What should I do? 😨 Ah!! I can just steal some from an American😎

@_straysheep_k Yep!! There is a note at the top saying "translated from Japanese" & the translations are pretty good (few grammatical errors) so post how you like 😃

え。待って分からなくなってしまいました💦呟くと自動翻訳して貰えるから、私は日本語でツイートしてていいってこと？ 一生懸命英語で呟いて見てたけど日本語でいいのか…な？？？

@J_Von_Random 👍🏼

"Turning"? Nah, their constant elaborate preening about how much they don't give a shit about anything got old a long time ago.

@cutiieepie6 I think that is an amazing creature!! 😍

Someone left a comment in here last night saying “what is the ugly creature “ Imagine being so unhappy with your life you insult an animal . Anyway we blocked him

@kaeruZangyo We're a little wacky 😁

断層のアカウントがある🤣 これがアメリカのユーモアか。

@TheNerdyCatLady {{hugs}}

Broke up with my boyfriend Biscuit died Cats got sick My dad got placed on hospice Lost my job Gonna lose my house I can't take much more yall.

@reddit_lies Valid question. Funny thing is, most Christians are ok with gay people, they just don't want it pushed on kids or sexual things out in the open.

This post in /r/askbrits, asking why Christians must accept LGBTQ but there's no expectation for Islam to, is currently one of the most controversial threads on Reddit for the entire week.

@GaryG88888 @visualsofearth1 We have one pecking at our metal railing. You're going to starve my guy!!

@visualsofearth1 Volume up for this one😂

One of the most beautiful yet obnoxious birds in the PNW.

@visualsofearth1 Oh my goodness, yes!!! The first time I heard that screeching, I couldn't believe the bird it came out of!

@nikutaberuru Not all of them, but some of them do

日本人たちは アメリカ兄貴たちの家庭には 必ず銃があると思っています。 アメリカ兄貴たちの家庭に 銃はあるのでしょうか？

@BeyondReporter_ 🤯

Project Hail Mary will be available digitally on April 28th.

@cerisehaleth SHAME!!!! That's the worst take I've seen regarding #projecthailmary!!!

what a HORRIBLE take. nobody agrees with this booooo 🍅 🍅🍅

@Intercinestelar I bought the kit! I know how to knit but it's cool that this makes then want to learn 😃

El jersey de Gosling se volvió viral (sin venderse) •El famoso cardigan con zorros no existe en tiendas. •Está basado en un patrón de los años 50 y fue hecho a mano para la peli. •Resultado: gente aprendiendo a tejer solo para copiarlo. #ProjectHailMary

@SQUlDGAMES I may have been playing this almost non-stop since I found it: open.spotify.com/playlist/4hBPK…

why go to therapy when you can press play on project hail mary

@Skol__Minnesota I am so sorry

Im so sad this morning peeps. Just foud out my beautiful, wondrful 15 yr old nephew took his life last night. Im gutted and cant stop crying. He was such a beautiful boy. His name was Benji if you feel like praying for him. My family is devastated. 😟😰😭

@aloyxwrites My favs are "A Princess of Mars", "Dune", "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" & "The Martian"

i need sci-fi book recs to distract myself from project hail mary please

@realPrestonRay I am so sorry

Emptied savings to pay for my mom's funeral last week. Today found out my truck engine is blown and I still owe 16k on it, 10k to fix it. Dead broke ,no wheels, no more parents. Life is rough, please pray for me

@TRHLofficial Wasn't this standard practice for humans until 50yrs ago?

BREAKING: woke people discover love and immediately marginalize it.