𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓮

𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 , 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢

sorry i'm real busy today can we reschedule

Buongiorno 🎈

— "It's bait for the 'we should shower together' line."

Sniff sniff sniff snarf. — "You. You smell like rum, gunpowder, lime and bad decisions. I like it."

I have not dated you ... yet

SMELLY. YOU ARE SMELLY, READER. YOU STINK.

oversleeping is one of my biggest coping mechanisms & the easiest way to tell when I’m going through something.

i hate sentences that start with "you need to" cause i don't need to do sht actually

You ever dated somebody that makes you h0rny as soon as you see them?

Hey bro are u free I wanna kill u later

when yall are talking and they give a little glance at your lips