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moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”
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I put him in the miniature taco bell diorama I made
alexandria masse@MasseAlexandria
I complimented this girls possum purse at the tigers game last night and she took this tiny possum out of the purse and gave it to me
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The Perfect Little Viltrumites
Kregg is so Buttercup coded and Conquest is the prettiest girl at the party
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Using water is good. Getting a robot to wash your ass is not.
No matter how good of an idea it looks right now, You do not want a camera down there in your toilet. And you most certainly do not want internet connected toilets building a database of ass prints.
júlia@mindrbIowing
isso aqui simplesmente encerrou a era do papel higiênico
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Fraud. Same as real life mega churches
SB 🪖@welovesweetboy_
wtf is this n!gga’s power in the boys?
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once at an old job, my boss loudly remarked during a work event that my dress (light pink, fitted but not tight, neckline barely dipped below my clavicle) was showing off my boobs and my COWORKER snapped “what is she supposed to do? get a mastectomy for you?”
Lindsey✨@viridianmoon_
corporate dress code is so awesome.
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House MD in 2026 and theyr having differential diagnostics ab some patient n chase is like. we shud ask chatgepetee and house beats him with his cane
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@BrilynHollyhand I think the part that needs to be spoken boldly about is why tf a 12 year old is pregnant…..then why tf you think its appropriate for a 12 year old to be a mother. Yall are some twisted fucks.
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From where I'm standing, a 12-year-old girl can travel 2 hours, claim they're going to school, and instead get an abortion where a baby is viciously murdered.
This is what the Left wants. We can't be quiet.
We need to boldly speak out against abortion.
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@BrilynHollyhand I'm just anti 12 year old dying or being irreparably damaged in childbirth fucking sickos
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Has anyone edited it so that his costumes also burns so he's buttass naked
Eamo Does Art (COMMS OPEN)@EamoArt
Made this gif because I couldn't find one of this scene lol
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I came out like this.
But then I catched up.
Completely normal. Nothing to worry about.
Vera🍁@Verayea
A woman who thought she was carrying twins delivered a healthy baby along with this What is this???
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NOLAN STOP PULLING THIS FACE ITS NOT WORKING.
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