BonesHylandBurner

@TheBurrPrint3D @SamBeau1972 what are you even talking about

@bizzybones0 @SamBeau1972 Quincy Pondexter would beat that ass I accidentally called his phone and he doxxed me

Im about to throw away the roster for this girl #cooked

@SpecialEdmund Do both and go out with a bang

Would you rather be on a double date and get stuck with the fat friend, or shoot yourself in the mouth with a .357 magnum?

Foid asked to hang out and said I was busy. “Bro how are you busy you’re unemployed” And you are now blocked. #deuces

@Sharkavichard phags

What do you call people who follow you on IG but then immediately unfollow you after you follow them back

@chickybake Trust me it’s saved

@bizzybones0 Screenshot and keep it in the back pocket for the GC. Speaking from experience

Caught my boy on snap map with a highschooler but can’t say shit because he hasn’t gotten buns in years #drystreak

@GCASHstanza Good buddies with her older brother, family friend.

@bizzybones0 But how did you know it was a high schooler?

@MarvinSacklyAU Costco ascends S tier.

Grocery store tier list

Wemby getting fucked out here man

half a burrito and institution - kodak

So broke just played a round of golf with range balls.

@bizzybones0 I’m not actually starving myself. Just an extreme caloric deficit. We will win this war.

I know weight loss isn’t linear, but there’s no bigger kick to the dick than waking up, weighing yourself, and seeing no change or a gain after a good day of sweating, working out, and starving yourself.

@RexLorena you don’t belong here

@bizzybones0 how to find

Wake up and go straight to twitter porn not because I wanna jerk off but because I need a boner to wake up and fuck life in the ass

It seems Bones has accidentally targeted a different audience hence all the nsfw accounts liking my last post, welcome I guess but no shaft pics!

Stretching my hip in the dark listening to broken window serenade because i’m an old broken fat chud with 70 year old tendons

@juicydownsouth i’ve been having a pretty good time (don’t be fooled by the join time my acc was banned) but i def don’t like the bitches showing their body for followers. #shrink that shit to hell

Would it be a stretch to say the beev has felt low vibrational/borderline demonic lately

@costaballhazers Doug has just always struck me as a lil chud retard name. Would name my kid that though.

List of boy names I would name my son: Douglas Callahan Thatcher Beau Chad (or Brad) Thomas Leo Christopher