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@bjcleu_

UX Designer | Open to work

Ikeja, Nigeria 가입일 Ağustos 2011
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Opeyemi
Opeyemi@OpeyemiDrift·
When Lagos island rent and flooding gets out of hand, the rich will move to Ikeja, Surulere and Ogudu. The struggling occupants of Ogudu, Surulere and Ikeja will be pushed to Ikotun. Those in Ikotun will move to Sagamu. Sagamu folks will move to Ikire.
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AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN
Somebody said “Blue tick…the mark of the lying beast” 😂😂
Queeneth@Queeneth01olx

UPDATE: If you thought she actually got away with our ₦2.8 million to live her best life in Canada, you don't know how ruthless corporate lawyers can be. She made one critical mistake in her arrogant triumph: she told us exactly where she was. Our Legal Director didn't waste a second. He immediately contacted the EFCC and the Nigerian Immigration Service. Because the stolen amount was substantial and easily verified through internal banking logs, our lawyers were able to secure an expedited warrant for corporate fraud and theft. We didn't stop there. Through rapid coordination, the authorities notified the airline and the Canadian embassy that a suspect fleeing active financial charges was currently in transit. Here is exactly how her severance package from God played out: She enjoyed her long-haul flight, probably sipping complimentary wine and dreaming of her fresh start in Toronto. But the moment she stepped off the plane and handed her passport to the Canadian Border Services Agency, the system flashed red. She never even made it past baggage claim. Canadian immigration detained her on the spot. Because her proof of funds was legally tied to an active criminal investigation back home, her entry was denied, and her freshly minted visa was instantly revoked. After spending 48 humiliating hours in an immigration detention room, she was escorted onto a plane under guard and deported straight back to Nigeria. She landed in Lagos yesterday morning, but this time, the EFCC was waiting to welcome her right at the arrival gate. She was handcuffed in front of hundreds of passengers, crying, hyperventilating, and begging the officers to let her call our HR manager to work out a payment plan. Yes, the exact same HR manager she had laughed at and dismissed just days prior. Now, she has no job, a revoked Canadian visa that permanently blacklists her from re-applying, a looming criminal trial, and the EFCC breathing down her neck to recover the ₦2.8 million. As for our finance team? The people responsible for the glitch were heavily sanctioned, and our payroll system is undergoing a massive overhaul. It’s funny how quickly arrogance fades. Greed will convince you that you are outsmarting the system, but a poor mindset will always be your ultimate downfall. When you operate with zero integrity, reality always catches up and collects with interest. Raise your behavioral standards. Integrity is everything, and there is absolutely room for no bare minimums when it comes to character.

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The Touchmine | 𝐓
The Touchmine | 𝐓@TouchmineX·
🚨 Infantino said he suffered for Argentina today: FIFA President Gianni Infantino confirmed that he suffered tonight while following the Argentina match. 🇦🇷 But he quickly realized what he had said, so he backpedaled and added that he is neutral. 🙅🏻‍♂️ Why isn't he sacked immediately? 🤔
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Humble🏌🏽
Humble🏌🏽@nothumble_x·
Colombia players after receiving a "Good Luck" message from the cartel with their family's picture and address
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Top Gun🐼
Top Gun🐼@mukhtar_usman·
This is also why we said you people shouldn’t turn the nonsense she said into a laughing matter. They already think we’re clowns and don’t rate us. The best thing we can do is not give them a good laugh.
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories

"Ladies and gentlemen, My dear wife, First Lady, Iya Alakara (Mama Akara Seller)" ~ President Bola Tinubu acknowledged his wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, at the Presidential Press Corps Dinner.

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Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍
abi na because say i no type “amen” for facebook that year?
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