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Suicide hotline numbers:

When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like.. flags.

Bojack? Why did you call me? i live in chicago, i can't save you.

Every happy ending has the day after the happy ending.

you don't need to explain anything to anyone.

you're the biggest asshole I know and you're the only thing that makes sense to me.

Look, I don't know the future.. This could end in heartbreak for both of us. most relationships do. and if i’m honest, it’s not usually me that gets bored. but i’d like to see where it goes because i like you.

You can live your whole life like it’s a puzzle, put together from different sets. your whole life is full of these pieces that don’t quite fit. But at some point, you start to think it’s you. You’re the piece that doesn’t quite fit.

So you are apologizing?

You are all the things that are wrong with you.

I mean, it's not fine, but, you know, its.. fine.

I don't know if I ever loved her. i don't know if i'm allowed to be in love.

Because if I don't, that means that all the damage I got isnt good damage, it's just... damage. I have gotten nothing out of it, and all those years I was miserable was for nothing.

So you are apologizing?

I can’t keep lying to myself saying i’m gonna change.

I mean, it's not fine, but, you know, its.. fine.

I needed you in my life.

You're a good person, Diane. and that's the most important thing.

Because... I'm jealous. Everything comes so easy for you.. And it doesn't for you? You're a millionaire movie star, with a girlfriend who loves you, acting in your dream movie. What more do you want? What else could the universe possibly owe you?

I feel bad about what happened.

I had no one left. I will never forgive you for that.