Chris Botman

@tonyowright @theage (sadly, less funny)

@tonyowright @theage it turns out another thing is crap journalism

@oceanpark The tip I got was if you ask for vegetarian and they don't get it (i.e. you still get fish or fish flakes), say you're buddhist :)

Do you think Kimberley Traditional Owners should have the right to veto fracking on their land? Like + share! @MarkMcGowanMP @LiberalsWA

@instagram This seems to have broken your API (e.g. type=video, but no videos property), will that be updated soon?

.@Pinboard @nytimes 'least corrupt country' looking a bit less corrupt...

If you're feeling overwhelmed and anxious today, remember that this is Leland Melvin's official NASA picture.

And so it should. Wish NZ hadn't been such a sell out in the first place twitter.com/financialtimes…

@Westpac Tried to register for online banking (#CardNumberTab" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">banking.westpac.com.au/wbc/banking/re…) and after submitting step 1, was taken to a JSON response page...

.@sandysandy bbc.com/news/election-…

Four people killed by a mentally unwell man today and MP @DavidLeyonhjelm is talking up guns rather than increasing mental health funding...

@DavidLeyonhjelm Don't forget, as a politician, you serve us, the people. So how about you don't make jokes about children getting killed?

@oceanpark Haha awesome! :D

My score was 13! Christmas cheers from Bam Creative cheersfrom.bamcreative.com (Haha, awesome)

Come on, free stuff! twitter.com/nextthingco/st…

@SparkNZ Heya, small typo on spark.co.nz/email, "acorss" instead of "across" :)

@sandysandy Go home electron, you're drunk! ...I mean frozen

On the bright side, statistically speaking, you'll live to see the death of all of today's politicians.

@PaulineHansonOz @realDonaldTrump you're a foreign woman, what are you celebrating for?