Pretty sure considering selling all my possessions and embarking on a cross country motorcycle trip isn’t a mentally healthy thought but I’m definitely no expert. 😂
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burnthetiger
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Sometimes I think I might be having a manic episode, but every therapist I’ve had during one has told me it’s just what it’s like not to be depressed.
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Also want to say I 100% support women getting work done if they want it. It just makes me think I’ve been brainwashed by social media and have no idea what a woman my age should look like. Lowkey think I might need some of that Botox at the very least 😂
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I keep meeting women my age who look banging hot but then they tell me how much work they’ve had done 😭
Is it not possible to look smoking hot in your 30’s/40’s naturally?
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Did not dodge that bullet
S.🎧@1ssve
If u’re 30 and unmarried in this generation, u have successfully avoided divorce,statistically.
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When i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again
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Man, no one tells you that chasing your dreams is actually fucking terrifying.
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Crazy how much of god’s plan for me involves jerking off alone in my room
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My new mission in life is to just not give a fuck. It seems peaceful.
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@wheresmykarr Ok but I might find my future ex wife there and then where would that leave us???
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Strict parents only create sneaky kids.
amanda@jailedamanda
And the other ugly truth is that if you don’t allow kids these small-yet-increasing acts of independence as they grow up, they will force the issue and do it anyway, but in ways that are actually potentially unsafe, because they don’t trust you as a lifeline if it goes poorly
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my stud cousin who used to wear "wife beaters" and boxers and fell to her knees when aaliyah died
nala@lectersbian
do you guys remember your first exposure to Gay people as a concept
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@chipilonita 15 years of therapy and I had no idea looking at their notes was an option.
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Tickets to the closing ceremony were $4,000/each. And all the major sports were $1,000+. I’m so sad because the Olympics probably won’t happen so close to me again in my lifetime.
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Wanted to buy Olympics tickets during the locals presale but the cheapest tickets left were preliminary cricket matches for over $100/each. 😭
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I really hate that the only way to get better at running is by running. I want to skip the lungs exploding bit and go back to when I could run for an hour in a zen state.
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My dad told me I look hungover today. I didn’t even drink last night. 😭 I’m not sure how to feel about the fact I apparently look as tired as I feel.
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Never been left for a man, but I’ve had more than a couple talking stages fail when she chose a man over me. It’s made me pretty leery of trying to date bisexual women. 🤷🏼♂️
cj 💫@sillybutch
Has anyone in real life actually been left by a bisexual woman for a man like actually
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Just slept 14 hours and woke up starving so I went to get breakfast. Waiter walks up and says “Long day already?”
I must look exhausted still hahahaha
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