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@EmirynnNTSC @ProjektMelody omfg it's adorable

@buttplugio @ProjektMelody Don't have any xbox controllers, but this lil thing works in intiface~ lol 13mm socket for scale~

DO NOT PUT THE VTUBER BALL IN YOUR BUTT THIS MEANS YOU @ProjektMelody

@EmirynnNTSC @ProjektMelody uh um >.> please do not put xbox controllers in you butt either?

@buttplugio @ProjektMelody But if not put in ass, why in intiface?

@ProjektMelody we now have input on the situation from actual doctor, md x.com/saikenMD/statu…

@ProjektMelody Now that's what I call teledildonics x.com/ArmadaJones/st…

@FiendishName @ProjektMelody Once you're on the internet long enough, it's just the first thought about everything. And then you find yourself talking to a buttplug on social media.

@buttplugio @ProjektMelody I... I hate that I had the same thought. "People are gonna put these in their ass, I just know it."

Anyways if you're curious about the sexual history of the Wiimote I wrote about it at length 16 years ago *wheeze* metafetish.com/2010/11/30/wii…

The mojowijo people even made a half-assed flash trailer for it! youtube.com/watch?v=2RlXqR…

Ok seeing a lot of people saying @ProjektMelody did something with a Wiimote but like Ya'll know there was actually a Wiimote sex toy, right? It was called the Mojowijo, came out around 2010, was a ripoff of a design student's project. You controlled it with *skype*.

@Lazgar_lockman YOU HEARD ME

YOU'RE NOT OUR DAD!

@jerichoanarchy @Lazgar_lockman Given the variability of what may come out I feel like it's more Gatcha machine cosplay?

@buttplugio @Lazgar_lockman How dare you deny the gumball machine cosplay

@NoblePhantasma @ProjektMelody 🫡

@ProjektMelody @buttplugio Science team will help. 🤣

@GoddessReverie @ProjektMelody I cannot express how exhausted I am just thinking about that prospect

@buttplugio @ProjektMelody It’s time for you guys to make a toy I suppose, it’s the only way 😂😂😂

@GoddessReverie @ProjektMelody Tryin to keep people safe and no one is happy

@buttplugio @ProjektMelody ☹️

@VoicelessVtuber @ProjektMelody Ok exactly how am I supposed to be clearer here

@buttplugio @ProjektMelody Instructions unclear, I’m sitting in an ER waiting room

@phasmomancer @FlipsieVT @ProjektMelody IT WAS IMPLIED

@FlipsieVT @buttplugio @ProjektMelody He didn't say anything about the front

@Bassmat2001 @ProjektMelody THE DOCTOR FROM BRAZZERS IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR

@ProjektMelody @buttplugio You have three options: 1.) Don't. 2.) You better hope that wire is strong enough. 3.) Get a doctor to play you like a human bagpipe and blow it out.

@GMP12345678 @ProjektMelody I did get the gwent buttplug mod working, need to revisit that.

@ProjektMelody ....Mel you still have that gwent butt plug stream to do....

the audacity!!!!!! i would never stick questionable items in my butt. this is slander and libel and all the other big words that prove my horny innocense. >.<

@ProgramRodead @ProjektMelody HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

@buttplugio @ProjektMelody you're not my mom! you can't tell me what to do!

@BetterHooley NOT WITH YOUR BUTT

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THEM THEN?! HOLD THEM?!