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@xstinamendez ...away?

you passed

@kanyewest This is pretty fucking hilarious.

@sourhoestarter Damn... called me out

pick me foods: tartare tinned fish dates oysters martini ultra rare steak tallow bone broth olives la fermiere dark chocolate a2 milk espresso tonic pâté sea moss celsius grassfed butter rice cakes sparkling water in glass bottle brazil nuts negroni mcdonalds

@meelonmuskusa There's a reason everyone still calls it Twitter bud

@elonmusk He should be the candidate

Well said!!

Most of the people you worry about being judged by don't even have the proper vantage point to look down you

Martine Rose just won Best Men’s Designer of the Year!🖤

It's crazy how "not as bad as it could be" always wants the credit that "good" genuinely warrants.

I'm not someone who'll judge you for not returning the shopping cart... What I judge people's character on is whether or not you give "the hand" when another driver lets you merge or go first in traffic. THAT'S the etiquette, for me, that separates man from beast

@neee_eeed ⚡️⚡️⚡️

@aliyahvallen The best days

yesterday was so perfect. i literally ignored everybody and spent the day w myself uninterrupted 🥰

So my icon finally turned into an "X".... Thought I should "tweet" about it

@DANGLYEARRINGZ I've been thinking about this ever since you posted it. You were the 1st artist I ever noticed who's pinups look like US. I know you've put in a lot of dedication to getting that across. For ol' boy to verbalize an issue with them says everything I need to know about him

@DANGLYEARRINGZ 😭😭😭

@DANGLYEARRINGZ Is it a mircodose?

welcome back to "are they really attractive... or is it just that they're half naked cause it's fuckin' hot outside?" SZN

Today I discovered that chrome just puts a smiley face as your tab number when you have more than 100 open on your phone... ...if that's not the most passive-aggressive, judgemental shit!

Did you drink your daily pilk this morning... or do I have to tell Lindsay Lohan on you?!

...and I've officially got my 1st "hot enough fo' ya?" of the season.