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Me after opening a jar of pickles that my bird couldn’t open.

@narflowy 😢😢

Who else watch more than 10 times. So touching 🥲🥹

Fuck it…. Getting blocked tonight 🍺😎

@LCFC 😂😂

Voting is now open for our End of Season awards 🗳️

This DR Congo fan dancing in the stands is brilliant… 🤣 They’re going to be a lot of fun at the World Cup, this year!! 👏🇨🇩

@BoxingBritain1 cobra style 🤢🤢🤢

Carl Froch accepts the John Fury fight ‼️ “When that first bell goes, I’m going to come over to your corner, and absolutely f*cking stick it on you, cobra style… Do you know why? Because you’re a bully and you need putting in your place.”

The only similarity between Wayne Rooney and Eni Aluko at 17 years old is that they both started to go fucking bald.🧑‍🦲👩‍🦲

Eni Aluko: 🗣️”I probably was what Wayne Rooney was, in terms of being that new young kid on the block, like I was banging in goals at 16, 17” 😂😂😂 Reminds me of an 18 year old Wayne Rooney at the 2004 Euros 😂😂😂

Libby Smith is a Red! ❤️‍🔥

We are delighted to announce the signing of forward Libby Smith. ✍️ Welcome to Nottingham Forest, Libby! ❤️

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump says NO MORE SOMALIANS in the USA. He's DONE. "Their country STINKS! They contribute NOTHING." 💯 "I don't want 'em, to be honest. OK? Some say, that's not politically correct. I DON'T CARE. I don't want them in our country. Their country's no good for a reason!" "I'm understanding Somalians ripped Minnesota that place for BILLIONS of dollars! And they contribute NOTHING. The welfare's like 88%!" "I always watch [Ilhan Omar] complain about our Constitution, how she's treated 'badly,' or it's a bad place, hates Jewish people, hate's everybody. She's a TERRIBLE person." "I watch what's happening in Minnesota, the land of a thousand lakes? This beautiful place, I see these people RIPPING it off."

@IfnBoxing @WakeyWines1 😂😂😂😂😂😂

‼️ Mo Deen visits Wakey Wines’ shop and demands a rematch on Misfits 🥊💦 [Via - @WakeyWines1’s IG]

Kier Starmer gets asked if the UK is still a Christian country and why 12,000 people a year are arrested for social media posts. Look at Trumps face .

@clashreport 😂😂😂😂

WATCH: Trump asked, “Where is the UK?” Starmer raised his hand. Trump called him to the stage, making him think he was going to speak. Starmer approached the podium. “It’s nice that you’re here,” Trump said, then sent him back, offending Starmer.

“Where’s the flag?” “Fuck knows. Just stick out the Hovis loaf.”

He'll do anything to become black.