Martin

@TonikJDK and cut his camera cables on camera lol

@cantcomputer They broke his gate, his door and stole 400 bucks(allegedly on the money)!

Afroman might be coming to take the top petty rapper crown from 50cent.

An Iranian group recently launched a cyber attack against U.S. medical device company #Stryker. @infosecdoc joins WWL First News to talk about what happened. His interview starts at 1:23—listen now! hubs.la/Q047dB_k0

@CameronMaerz yes

@cantcomputer developer.float.com/api_reference.… this one?

When you don't have the pro API plan and have to work with .ics files

@CameronMaerz Float :-/

@cantcomputer Which calendar are you working with?

AI TL;DR: code generation → 😎🔥 automation → 🧠⚡️ email replies → 🚩😬 calendar access → 💀🫠 “AI agent that runs your life” → ☢️🤯🌋 "congrats, you just deployed your own threat actor"

ICE COLD FACT 💎

Incredibly proud of the team in putting together our latest @TrustedSec BlackHat class. It's going to be an absolute blast and development is underway. Hope to see you there! #supply-chain-to-runtime-attacking--defending-the-modern-devops-stack-50985" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">blackhat.com/us-26/training…

I’m not sure how I’d be successful at my job if I didn’t spend so much time on sales calls and after action calls. You could just read InfoSec Twitter and LinkedIn and form opinions, but those places are often pretty disconnected from what’s actually happening inside F100/500 environments.

Never gets old... happy pi day!

@whiskeyhacker @HackingLZ @grok @Flangvik @roguekode amazing

@HackingLZ @grok @Flangvik @roguekode

I always forget about this

the feeling you get when you worked all day on something no one will care about...

Today United States Donald J. Trump released the "Cyber Strategy for America" document. It was highlighted by FBI Director Kash Patel. Let's take a look at it together. I'll translate it from fancy political speak into nerd speak. Intro: >america is cool and badass >were strong af fr >our hackers are schizo af >we could be strongerer >need corpos to work with us fr >were fuckin shit up so nerds cant hide >america 250 years old soon >computers are important Section Two: >we made the internet >we are the best in internet stuff >mean nerds fuck shit up on the internet >mean nerds pissing us off >"im trump and im not a bitch about cyber" >mean nerds targeting important shit online >this is a new era of cyberspace >lots of money online Section Three: >mean nerds pissing us off fr >if we cant internet you, well physically hurt you >he actually wrote that LOL >other countries have shitty AI >we have the best AI >were gonna work with unis and companies for AI >wont let people be censored online >something about people censoring americans >mean nerds will get sanctioned >mean nerds will be memed >mean nerds will get beat up (maybe) >america remove more regulations on AI >regulations slow us down >gotta go fast af boi fr >cybersecurity so important fr Donald J. Trump Pillars of Action: 1. Shape Adversary Behavior >mean nerds attacking americans and companies >theyre innocent ppl tho >nsa and cia given thumbs up to hack back extra >we raising aggression 2. Promote Common Sense Regulation >reduce cybersecurity regulation >checklists are for losers >regulation make companies less agile >companies and gov need to be fast af 3. Modernize and Secure Federal Government Networks >government computers are lame >will make them better >use best practices >use "post-quantum cryptography" >use "zero-trust architecture" >use "cloud transition" >will improve stuff to hunt down nerds we dont like >will use AI for cybersecurity 4. Secure Critical Infrastructure >critical infra support important >energy grid important af to defend >banks important af to defend >hospitals important af to defend >water plants important af to defend >telecoms important af to defend >datacenters important af to defend >must defend everything important af >stop using technology made by countries we dont like 5. Sustain Superiority in Critical and Emerging Technologies >america will make more tech stuff >we gonna protect what we make fr >cryptocurrency must be secured and stuff >we need quantum stuff >ai mega important tho >we need more ai for hacking and for defense >people we dont like hack dumb and shitty ai 6. Build Talent and Capacity >we need more nerds >nerds are unironically super important >need to invest in nerds >remove "roadblocks" for nerds (???) across industry >will invest in more nerd stuff for nerds to learn

Me: Claude help me design a metrics dashboard Claude: * percolating and shit * Me: This looks amazing, now apply the exact same style to these other 10 Claude: 🫠

New @TrustedSec tool drop from @freefirex2 there is still gold to be fund in LNK files. github.com/trustedsec/Lnk…