Felix | @captnbubaru.bsky.social

Today, my prison is my cellphone bit.ly/3sAxsEK

@emilywherever I know I will feel satisfied once they’re cancelled, but the fact that I have to do this is frustrating as hell. I just wanna have a chat with the one officer who issued the tickets… a couple of words, that’s all.

@captnbubaru Oh but it is SO satisfying to get your ticket cancelled because of the app! Email a pic of the ticket and a screenshot of your receipt (make sure you can see the spot # and times)

I paid for parking twice with the hotspot app, got two tickets anyway… literally what. the. fuck. WHY HAVE THE APP IF BYLAW ISN’T GOING TO FUCKING CHECK IT?!

have been reticent to speak about this out of respect for people’s privacy but have lost 3 guests in 2 weeks. so deeply furious & sad down to my very core—filled w inertia, rage, loss & shame as I sit here safe in the imperial core &US helps usher Gaza off the face of the earth

@ROBlNDANGER This is why I zoomed… lol

@ROBlNDANGER I had to zoom in to see the cat painting behind her and… it’s not personal, it just that this brought me so much joy.

have we considered this ?

Alright our elbows are gunna touch the whole flight then. I’m not giving this up

I will not give up the middle arm rest for this boomer. I’ve had 6-8 hours of sleep since Saturday, and intermittent sleep the whole week before that, TRY ME.

@GeneKlain Just busted a gut during the flight safety demonstration, so thank you for my daily dose of making strangers uncomfortable.

join us William

@gendereveal ASAP?

This is the most perfect way to spend over an hour of my layover in Quebec, actually.

Out of the 12 people who stood up immediately once the plane stopped, 11 were (probably) men.

Hilary is great, be like Hilary.

This trans awareness week, I would like to draw your attention to our continued call for a ceasefire

Pro-Israel settlers in Canada coming up to Indigenous people and looking us straight in the eye and telling us that Israel can do whatever it wants to the Palestinians because they were on that land first without making a single fucking connection to Canada is fucking wild to me.

@kaitfowlie Legit had this conversation with my cousin and her childhood friends at almost the exact same time 😳

My high school best friend and I met up tonight and we remember each others phone numbers 🥹

Miracles happen. Magic is real. I’m fucking exhausted.

AHHHHHHHH!!! 😬 That is all, carry on. 🙏

@axeandcrocus But the river?! 😬