Rocky Thakrar 🌵

@EricLDaugh Let you have????

🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just revealed the present Iran's leaders gifted him was 8 boats of OIL through the Strait of Hormuz! "Then they apologized for something, and SENT 2 MORE BOATS. It was 10 boats!" "I said, well, I guess they were right, they were real! I think they were Pakistani-flagged. I said, well, we're dealing with the right people!" "They said: to show you we're real, we'll let you have 8 big boats of oil." Wow!

It’s time.

@TNTSportsUS Sometimes you’re a loser and sometimes you’re a learner. Coach Mac will get better from this. Gotta get bigger…

Grant McCasland takes full accountability for the loss against Alabama. "That's on me."

Texas Tech be like…

Just not good enough

I’m ok with never seeing Watts again… #texastech

@WorkElizab Just change the outlet…

Does anyone know where I can buy a cover plate that has the switch on the right and the outlet on the left? I've looked all over town.

@james_xond Yes

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $2M in the lottery today?

The dishwasher broke My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty" I said nothing I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment $2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered I called 47 minutes on hold They sent a technician Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm My analyst delivers faster than that And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm Looked at the dishwasher Opened the door Closed the door Touched something underneath Said "not covered" 90 seconds That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human I said "what's covered" He said "the motor" I said "what's wrong with it" He said "not the motor" I said "convenient" He said the service fee is $75 I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words My analyst could do that And he's not even that good I called the warranty company back 38 minutes on hold Requested the policy 129 pages I read all 129 pages Because that's what I do The coverage section is 34 pages The exclusions section is 58 The business model is right there In the margins Where nobody reads Except me Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service" Page 104 excludes control panels A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart I highlighted both Sent them an email Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx." Attached both pages No other context Took them three days to send a technician Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole Funny how that works They covered the repair Waived the $75 And I canceled the warranty anyway Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract It's a suggestion My wife said "so we're canceling" I said "we're canceling" She said "and the dishwasher" I said "fixed. They're covering it." She said "how" I said "I read the policy" She said "all 129 pages" I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look." She looked at me Then she said "you're unbelievable" I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough." She looked at the ceiling The dishwasher works now The warranty is canceled And the policy has been read By at least one person Probably the first Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@NathanGiese @AJ_DonWilliams Bro? Not now…

Christian Anderson is focused on being a Red Raider, but the Texas Tech All-American is a projected first-round NBA draft pick this summer, meaning his days in Lubbock may be coming to an end. lubbockonline.com/story/sports/c…

C’mon!!! TCU!!!

@CBBonFOX @TexasTechMBB Tell him how it is coach!

"If you put the number by somebody's name and try to determine how hard you're gonna play by a number, then you're dumb." @TexasTechMBB head coach Grant McCasland responds to conversations surrounding upsets and how the team approached today's game vs. Akron.

@RCMB323 Additional by subtraction… went up by 20 shortly after… just sayin

Welp, Watts is gone (fouled out) with 9:42 left in the 2nd half

Guns Up

Texas Tech vs. Akron #texastech

@DrakeFantasy $7 mil is borderline

BYU paid $7 million to AJ Dybantsa. He led the nation in scoring. Cool. They finished 10th in the Big 12 and were a 6-seed in the NCAA Tournament after losing a key guard to injury. They lost to an 11-seed Texas team that finished 10th in the SEC. Is that NIL $ well spent?

Guns up

🚨 AP ALL-AMERICAN FIRST-TEAM 🚨 🏀 Cameron Boozer 🏀 AJ Dybantsa 🏀 Darius Acuff 🏀 Yaxel Lendeborg 🏀 JT Toppin

@TexasTechSB Arizona be like… uh, what had happened was…????

Highlights from today's win! 🎥: Tech 8, Arizona 0

@Simon_Ingari It’s sounds like you’re about to get fired…. fyi

My company told us there’s no budget for raises this year. Yesterday they posted my role online with a higher salary range. So I applied. The recruiter doesn’t know I already work there.