therapist: let’s try a simple roleplaying exercise to help externalize your feelings. just be yourself and i’ll be a beautiful busty elf ranger.
me: what?
therapist: you humans disgust me. you can’t even clean your room. i’ll kill you. you’re going to die today
I made the kids play a game where they have to draw a picture of an animal and scramble the letters so that their classmates have to guess what it is.
One boy did this and I laughed so hard that I cried and then farted.