Craig Jacoby

@leoistweets Unhelpful? I provided the wine, the ground turkey and the tortillas. How much more helpful could I be?

@leoistweets I think you find a bottle opener and open the closest one

@leoistweets Most of your recommendations are a little meat and potatoes

Thinking about how you can give on Giving Tuesday? @VolunteerMatch has you covered.

Highly recommended. This is a powerful film and a great program.

@ostyman24 @CNN Even if so, they will never admit it

Dozens of students may have to take the SATs again after their tests flew out of the UPS truck transporting them. cnn.it/3T45xUQ

@ostyman24 @CNN I don't get it. That one went overhead @leoistweets

Authorities have identified the boy found dead inside a suitcase in rural Indiana earlier this year, according to a Wednesday news release from the Indiana State Police. cnn.it/3W4FcbM

@leotheprocess There is this good podcast called @RTRSPodcast

I have a long drive tomorrow. Plz send audio. Seriously can be anything I’ll listen

IN PLAY, RUN(S)

@leoistweets Imagine how purposeless you would feel if your first born child chopped you from their circle on Rosh Hashanah because you were not staring at your phone the moment he tweeted and your 15-year old happened to be glued to his device so he stayed. #proudparent

@leoistweets You knew the guy couldn’t go left. @SylviaJacoby even knew he couldn’t go left. And she was 7 at the time. So how is he getting to the basket?

@jacoby_mo You were throwing him meatballs. If you are going to catch that much of the plate you are going to clean up after wings

Starting to think I’m getting hustled by my brother with wii baseball cause whenever there is nothing on the line I blow him out but here I am cleaning up dinner after a best of 3 sweep

@jennylefcourt @leoistweets @willhalverson3 She is right, it is all on her

@leoistweets @willhalverson3 One day you will go into therapy and learn (spoiler alert…it is all on me!) You lacking ATM knowledge is the least of my worries 😂

@jacoby_mo To be fair, it is just an excuse to be on the couch and read Twitter.

Every year my dad is sooooo anti-watching football but here he is watching garbage time rams/bills