clay holt

When I was younger I’ld push the garage door button & try to Indiana Jones it. Now I watch it slowly close reflecting on my increasing debt, forgotten dreams, and aging health problems til it slams shut and I’m left wondering... how am I getting all my groceries up stairs in 1 go

Long cuz x. X x

@spittinchiclets Mike krushelnyski

Name the most random NHL player you can think of.

After a brief hiatus, glad to be back contributing for @oilrigEDM on such a fun topic regarding how Edmonton can field a competitive, cap-compliant team.

@spittinchiclets With no goalie on the ice the oilers have a 2-0 advantage in goals. So I guess do that

Who should start between the pipes for Game 3? 🥅

@porksie All I could find in my closet

@clayace told me he was sitting by the penalty box tonight and that he’d do something to get on tv, but this is next level!!

How can you not love Jameis?

@EdmontonOilers open up Commonwealth for viewing party! #game7 #oilers

@realgulk Rewatch #16 let Pasta go by him

Pretty weird for Morgan Rielly to get caught slacking on a play, I don't think I've ever seen that before! twitter.com/BR_OpenIce/sta…

@tek2541 @HobbyFarmerMatt He’s not going anywhere. But pens need huge shakeup this off season. They need to eat some contracts. I told the girls they should really consider jumping on the Oilers. It’s going to be a rough few years coming up

@HobbyFarmerMatt I agree with the first part. However, my guess is he has won enough...why not enjoy your millions and get a long summer break and stick with your team?

Next to Gretzky, Crosby is my next most cheered for hockey player. He's playing one of the best 36year old seasons ever, and I would have zero issue with him going to play somewhere else to win again.

What is the best scene that takes place in water?

@DeuceSafety @olsenfarm4 Next door neighbor may not appreciate it.

@olsenfarm4 I’d suggest burning him out but that might be counter productive.

I’ve been had. After 14yrs of renting out my house I now have a renter that refuses to leave after giving him eviction papers.(I’ve never had to evict before). Lawyers know who he is and this isn’t the first time he’s done this. #tennants #getthefuckouttamyhouse #joysofrenting

@MikeGrinnell_ @spittinchiclets This guy!

Who are some people you guys wanna see on @spittinchiclets in 2024

@TheHockeyNews Is the first picture @Panger40 ?

Who is the goalie 🐐?

The Dozen: Daily Trivia Game 120 PERFECT! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 DailyDozenTrivia.com @TheDozenTrivia x @BarstoolSports #TheDailyDozen I cheated on the NBA one.

@nielsonTSN1260 Better yet what was he the best in?

MY WIFE and I decided tonight that the biggest disagreement we’ve ever had is if Danny McBride is funny or not. I think he’s hilarious, I even liked Your Highness. She does not think he’s funny at all in any way. What Say You?

@CHRYHIRCHUK @ChrisFaber39 They have 2 Elias Petterson. And some day I hope they score a tic tac toe goal just for the play by play.

@ChrisFaber39 How do you have someone who’s never played NHL games ahead of a proven 100 pt player?! 😂

My top-10 list of Canucks prospects (U23) 1. Tom Willander 2. Elias Pettersson 3. Aatu Räty 4. Jonathan Lekkerimäki 5. Arturs Silovs 6. Danila Klimovich 7. Lucas Forsell 8. Cole McWard 9. Arshdeep Bains 10. Hunter Brzustewicz Who looks the most out of place in your eyes?

@barstoolsports @spittinchiclets @pinkwhitney Brent Burns, Pat Maroon, Brady Tkatchuk

If you could get a ‘Quarterback’ style NHL Special covering three players, who would you pick? @spittinchiclets presented by @pinkwhitney

I’m going straight up the gut first 6 tries for hopefully 3-4yds. 7th attempt, same formation, but I’m cutting it outside! 8-10 I’m hoping my OC has some nasty play calls to get back the 15 I lost taking it outside.

@conrad_cowboy Well this one time at Auction camp I got a horn stuck up my ass

Holy shit! Pete Davidson’s new show #bupkis on Amazon prime…first episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣