Will Smith

Can you stop fucking me with a double edged sword? You’ve blown any chance the naive and impatient voters gave you.

@justinp07736795 @LabourfutureUK Not to mention, the immediate rather than incremental rise in business rates+ removal of business rates relief, at the same time as the NI hike. Most small businesses are pretty fucked right now & they just keep getting hit with hike, after fucking hike. There will be no £ left.

@LabourfutureUK Not a fucking chance! How many small businesses have gone to the wall since the hike in NI tax on employers. You are all fucking finished!

Can Labour turn its relationship with small businesses into a productive partnership that shapes the UK economy and influences the next election?

@iLinx3D @DeanSTrading @Jason_Cooke @Telegraph It’s been shit for decades, not just 14 years. it’s a viscous circle we keep going in. The problem is no one will tackle the actual problems, regardless of who’s in. They will tackle the small things, always have, always will. Because that’s how it keeps cash flow going.

@DeanSTrading @Jason_Cooke @Telegraph Everything is shit after 14 years of Tory rule. Idk how you can do worse honestly.

Labour’s first 100 days in office will set the tone for what the new government will achieve. So what can we expect from Sir Keir Starmer's party, based on their manifesto?

@getlucy Ha.

Got the fright of my life when I went to wash up my daughter’s lunchbox 😱 😂 #Halloween

@CHIMPSINSOCKS He’s my local MP. Does absolutely fuck all for us, so let’s guess how well he’s going to do for the entire country 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@getlucy @JustStop_Oil Went ac from J10 at around 10.25, chaos. CW was stationary from 10-9.

Elsewhere, protesters from @JustStop_Oil have blockaded the #M25. There are hour-long delays for drivers near junction 10 plus disruption near #Heathrow. You can follow the latest with our live blog getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-ne…

There are long delays due to a number of incidents on the motorways if you're travelling around Surrey this morning #M25 #M3

Well played @LoveIsland well played hahahahah #LoveIsland

@TonyHar58571761 @scott_mills @BBCRadio1 @Chris_Stark @LewisCapaldi Way to go Tony, nice boost of morale you just left for the boys. Dick.

@scott_mills @BBCRadio1 @Chris_Stark @LewisCapaldi I cannot believe you are taking over from Steve Wright !! He is in a different class !! You couldn’t lass his boots let alone take over his radio show!! I’ve been listening to Steve for years with his great team !! Let me say this !! You will lose thousands or listener’s !!

We’ve got some news 👀 Over to our official spokesman… Listen to @bbcradio1 Monday at 1pm! @Chris_Stark @LewisCapaldi

Ekin is Fucking delusional @LoveIsland #LoveIsland #gotapulse

@LoveIsland danica is a grass, pass it on. ##LoveIsland #loveisland2022

@gregjames this is quite possibly the best 10minute take over in history.

Don’t care who it is, Doughnuts deserves to win #maskedsingeruk

@gregjames the cha cha slide has honestly made my morning 😂

@karting the manager we were dealing with was called Adam. I’d like to thank the GM of the building Darren for sorting it all out, after we were told Adam was the only manager on shift.

@karting can you have someone look into our booking for your farnborough branch please. We were here on time, there was one member of staff on the till, we queued, now because of that your branch “manager” is refusing us the TWO sessions we’ve PRE PAID for and only offering us 1.

@ODEONCinemas sort your service out in your Kingston branch. The only helpful person was a person who was told to keep the door held open!

@LoveIsland fuck you. #LoveIsland

@LoveIsland you really gonna stitch Teddy up like that, when he’s the only innocent one and even Jake is being a prick? Disappointed. #LoveIslandUK #loveisland

Who voted for Chloe and Hugo and not Faye and Teddy? You smoking fucking crack? #loveisland @LoveIsland

When’s casa amor over, just so we can ditch Hugo? @LoveIsland