clit taurus 💀

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clit taurus 💀

@clit_taurus

Your resident Helen of Troy / “an intimidating presence”

any pronouns 가입일 Kasım 2013

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clit taurus 💀@clit_taurus·15 Tem

Happy non-binary day, I go by any pronouns meaning I accept: She like a ship/the moon He like how a dog is just a little a guy They as in the all knowing force referred to in the phrase “they say that..” It as in an unknowable eldritch entity Or any others you find fun and sexy

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clit taurus 💀@clit_taurus·13 May

90s Nicole Kidman just one chance PLEASE

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clit taurus 💀@clit_taurus·28 Nis

One time I asked a film bro if there was a difference or if using film was just to be pretentious and after a while he admit it’s just to be pretentious. I spent the rest of the night calling Birds Of Prey: And The Fantabulous Emancipation of one Harley Quinn “the only film ever”

project hail mew ★@larscenes

okay serious (and dumb) question: are 'film' and 'movie' synonyms? cause i've been using them as such but something tells me it's not the same uh

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(not) NOT jackson@JacksonFromTwit·18 Nis

drinking with someone who likes martinis is always weird cuz they’re like “i want it filthy and wet raw missionary with eye contact and sloppy making out” like alright man. cool. im happy u found a drink u like

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A.@abbsoul·2 Nis

And for the lady, perhaps a week of dissociation on the beach?

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clit taurus 💀@clit_taurus·29 Mar

Anyone wanna get lost at sea in a t4t way?

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clit taurus 💀@clit_taurus·18 Mar

“Have you ever seen the movie Brave?”

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clit taurus 💀@clit_taurus·18 Mar

Getting bought a shot on St. Paddy’s at the Irish pub because I look Scottish

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clit taurus 💀@clit_taurus·3 Oca

Nearly a year later they unprompted told me “Tess I have to come clean, I lied in my job interview when I said I’d never seen the bee movie. It’s just the only fun fact I could think of was that pigs orgasm for 10 minutes and I didn’t think I should say that in a job interview”

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clit taurus 💀@clit_taurus·3 Oca

One time I was giving a job interview and I asked their favorite fun fact and they recited the first line from the bee movie and then when I asked “isn’t that from the bee movie?” they said they didn’t know, as they’d never seen the bee movie

trash jones@jzux

one time a job interviewer asked my friend about his hobbies and he panicked and said "baking bread." he was so wracked with guilt that during his next interview he said "i need to tell you something. i don't bake bread. i'm sorry i don't know why i lied"

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zae@itszaeok·21 Kas

wicked for good is good if you have goodness in your heart. so if you didn't like it idk

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clit taurus 💀@clit_taurus·21 Kas

I have been changed for good (yes I secretly cried multiple times in the theater what of it)

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clit taurus 💀@clit_taurus·4 Kas

I hate Gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a Green Monster & Red Bull, The Twilight: Breaking Dawn Wedding Nightmare Sequence, and your own cats for Halloween