Clueless Ole

MY DESTRUCTION OF MANCHESTER UNITED IS COMPLETE

Austrian Ultras Come Out In Full Force For Under-7s Football Match 😳 🎥 ARK Media

LOL.

never followed a tipster before but andy is the boy @AndyRobsonTips cheers lad👍🏼

Hey @ChelseaFC I'm free. You're free. Let's hook up

@confusedcasemir Hahaha this and the @angrytenhag account going to be gold this season

Suddenly me getting Manchester United a 2nd place finish seems miraculous doesn't it?

Most enjoyable Match Of The Day tonight

Hey @AFCAjax Can we talk? I fear I've made a big mistake

Flip your phone upside down and we are actually top of the league so it actually depends on which way you look at things

Carry on losing like this and I'll be renamed Erik ten games.

Pleased to be setting records already at Manchester United. That's Brightons first ever win at Old Trafford. I'm elite.

Have I missed anything? Been gardening

FOOTBALL HAS COME HOME! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆

Need a job now. Getting bored of gardening although my cabbage patch does look immense

We’re proud to present your 2022 Champions! England’s @Lionesses — they brought it home! 🦁🏆 #SupportHer #Eng #Lionesses

When you sign Erling Haaland off Wish.

"Yeah Boris has done a terrible job but you have to ask yourself. Where was Paul Pogba in all of this? Time after time he's let the Prime Minister down with his lazy, lacklustre attitude"

Hi @10DowningStreet. Heard you need a new leader...

Hi @BorisJohnson. Looks like you have a few openings. I'm a good liar and managed to keep Manchester United afloat whilst it was sinking.