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@cobycobycoby98

speak a lil chinese for em derek

가입일 Haziran 2025
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MaidenHeadBanish
MaidenHeadBanish@FullMakenPantsu·
Had sex with my gf before making her play a game with fixed camera/tank controls to see if her brain is older than a child’s. Now I’m scouting prospects during middle school PE cause if im spiritually a pedophile then might as well commit to the bit and become a full-fledged one
Cassandra 🔪@lovelycasstle

I promise it’s ok to dislike tank controls. It’s a fucking video game. They’re meant to be fun. If someone isn’t having fun, clearly it isn’t for them. Everybody has a preference.

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punished indeed
punished indeed@punishedindeed·
gamers deserve nothing but the slop these companies keep shoveling into their mouths, marathon plays, feels and looks like nothing else on the market rn and these dumb fucking inbreds want it to fail because grummz and asmongold tweeted a steamcharts screenshot and called it gay
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doomer
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retard maxxing is REAL??
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the doc
the doc@doctornowhere_·
“We are too late, it sees us through Jupiter’s eye. Earth will be food soon.”
the doc tweet media
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twitch.tv/Limmy
twitch.tv/Limmy@DaftLimmy·
The world is laughing at you @realDonaldTrump. Iran, Russia, Europe. You could launch the nukes, and shut them up. But you won't. Cos you don't have the balls. What a choke artist. Call yourself a man?
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The Pissed Bastard
The Pissed Bastard@bobo_circus·
the roko's basilisk guys are so funny bc they correctly intuit that our lives will be controlled by a psychotic, amoral algorithm that hates humanity but they think some nerd in SF is going to build it on his macbook. it was already built, in 1602, by the Dutch
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aeiou
aeiou@aeiouthefirst·
telling your team to stay still in cryo so you can hear the other teams moving about:
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Curio Kujo
Curio Kujo@CursedMario·
epic rap battle parodies are actually so fucking legendary
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HMT
HMT@HotMusicTakes·
Tech Guy in Movie " Uh You're gonna wanna See this " * Turns Screen to Action Guy in Movie* Tech Guy " Theyre Overriding the Mainframe " Action Guy " Uh in English Four Eyes " Tech Guy " They Fuckin our Pussys.!! " Action Guy "Now you're Speakin my Language " *Cocks Gun*
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coby
coby@cobycobycoby98·
@Xenoimpulse i miss playing ronin and decimating people with a cool ass sword
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Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️
Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️@estherzelda0514·
Christopher Columbus was so infamously cruel that the Spanish crown paid to send someone to Hispaniola in 1500 to investigate. This resulted in a 48-page report detailing the testimony of two dozen witnesses, and the investigator himself, of how Columbus had mismanaged the colony, cut off ears and noses, tortured colonists that questioned his authority, paraded women naked, and sold natives into slavery. He was arrested, tried, and stripped of his titles. Some people that witnessed his barbarism, who had initially supported and participated in his colonization efforts, became so disgusted by Columbus's behavior that they also published accounts of his atrocities and began advocating for the rights of Indigenous populations. In particular, a contemporaneous Pope, and many other lesser Catholic figures, condemned Columbus explicitly, viewing his behaviors as grave offenses against G-d. Matt, you are literally more of a cretin than people that died before 1600 BCE. I wouldn't call you a conservative, I would call you a barbarian.
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog

Christopher Columbus is the ultimate IQ test. You immediately know that someone is a retarded halfwit if they start screeching some nonsense about how Columbus was a genocidal maniac or whatever. Intelligent students of history understand that he is one of the great men of western civilization. This is an awesome move by the White House.

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coby@cobycobycoby98·
@Xenoimpulse This district voted for Trump in 2024 as well
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ape attack survivor
ape attack survivor@pissvortex·
Girl snooping on a guy’s phone after he has sex with her and sees “Pussy lore” and “pussy ending explained” in his search history
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