Ohm
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Having found the coordinates for a World War II starfish decoy bunker in Cornwall that didn't have any pictures of it online, I was aided by two chivalric men who drove me there and laid their jackets on barbed wire fences so that I could vault them.
Esterhase@___jehuty___
We made an heroic expedition to explore decoy bunkers near Newquay @blown_through @anglopjdst
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My roommate suspects it's because he had to sleep in the same bed as his mother until he was 18 years old
Mysterious Semblance At The Strand Of Nightmares@BigGulpAmerikan
It's very interesting how gay people never investigate why it is they ended up gay. If I were a captain of a ship that was due to make port in Siam, but then came to discover that we were now approaching the coast of Aruba — I would like to know why that happened.
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@Cytosknee I already know how to spend I need to get fat. I need you to force feed me balls of grain meal soaked in oil
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@coldloam For five easy payments of $999.99 I'll teach you how to spend money irresponsibly and how to get fat as hell
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This wouldn't phase me in the slightest.
Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1
INSANE: Men prank their friend by dumping four boxes of live crickets in his car
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Mad book. Israeli historian Shlomo Sand found no evidence that Exodus after 2nd Temple was destroyed in 70AD ever happened.
The original Jews stayed and forcibly converted to Islam later.
I.e. the real "ethnic" Jews are present-day Palestinians— colonised by Zionist converts.
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