Chris the DM 🏳️‍🌈

I'll love you forever, my heart, my soul, my familiar, my best friend, my sweet sweet boy. Buddy 2003-2020

Shitty Spell Idea: Summon Thesaurus- this spell summons a glowing thesaurus that only you can see. If you think a word at it, it will flip to the correct page.

I'm confusatron there too

I'm alive. I'm happier and healthier. I'm almost definitely not coming back. Bluesky is imperfect but it's much better, and I'm honestly still detoxing. This place is truly poisonous. Check in on your reflection because trust me you might not realize how much it's changed you

@SkeletonCrimes Guy sounds like a dweeb

BREAKING NEWS: It turns out I’VE been the problem in ttrpgs all along!! We’ve solved it!

I hope you've found something good in my words and acts here, or at least more good than bad. I've always done my best to be real and be kind. I'm far from perfect, and I've had my breakdowns (one big year-long one). I hope I didn't hurt you more than I helped. I tried not to

I hate HATE doing this. Coming back here to do it is probably telling as to how bad it is. I'm leaving again, for mental health, I'm sorry. I'll try to say something on the site but if I can't, please know I love you all and I'm not condescending when I say I believe in you. I do

Welp. I'm back to being fully broke. Not enough to pay any of the things I gotta. I wish my brain weren't fully in my way. If you've ever found value in my words on here, even a small amount would probably get me far enough. Ve n mo: (in bio) chris(underscore)the(underscore)dm

It took 10 seconds this time. Bye again, be kind

This is Twitter This is a tweet Elon Musk is a white supremacist and the only thing he's good at is making people believe he is good at something long enough that they let him buy it I will henceforth exclusively use this site to block ads and say these things

@TyoMad4Life good god, dude

Many of the people I bonded with during that time are very very dear to me. I hope you know who you are. I'm not even asking you to hear me or agree or hell even care. But don't minutiae this to death and drown out the message. Just in case someone needs to hear it

Doing the horrible things the other side does but for the right reasons is the very same logic they use in the first place. Disagree, demonize, destroy. And you lose the ability to disagree without destroying, even with friends. I wasted so much time trying to be a good bully

I really used to think that people logged on to Twitter and pushed back on toxicity and bigotry in order to try to change minds and bring perspective and awareness. I really did. But now I see most log on to be on a team and bully the other team. It accomplishes almost nothing

Eventually I'll stop coming at all. Inevitably

I mostly come here to block any account that shows up in an ad, check ttrpg news, and tell my friends they're hot

@asteriaofnight Goodness gracious me

@imaginmatrix It's like a sonic and a pocket watch, two very Doctor things, and it has circular gallifreyan on it. I'm in

@ayooo_rob Someone somewhere said changing the date on your phone then logging in could work. I tried that, clearing my cache, reset my phone... nope. A few hundred games with a 100% win record just poof

@confusatron What thing did you try that didn’t work? My stats just erased as well.

Wordle just fully reset all my stats. My perfect 100% over a couple hundred plays is just gone. Yes I've tried the thing you're about to suggest. Yes I care about this No I don't care that you hate wordle